Shoey FC

Football club competing at an elite level in the Bailiwick of Guernsey. In a world of shit, we shithouses thrive. Established 2020

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Grow up Catherine, bet you’ve never done a shoey in your life #yawn #PoWThenFolies

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Shout out to @RyanHgsy for taking a thunderbastard from the gaffer and winning the @jazzhatscc penalty shootout #PocketRocket #MiddleAndOff

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Questionable form, relentless heart in the attempt 6/10 #HeartAndSole

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@RayofSunLille @LukeGardiner4 @LouisPlevin @danielricciardo It’s the massive Shoey FC you silly bint wise up already

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To all Ukrainians 🇺🇦 🙏:

If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the asshole of a crow
I’d fly over amigos tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below

#SitDownShutUp #WW3LadderStallCompilation

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Confirmed: Shoey FC players shall travel to the Isle of Sark tomorrow for some (hopefully) warm weather training.

Several youth prospects are attending the session hoping to break into the first team for the upcoming season.

Be sure to get plenty of fluids onboard #UpTheShoey

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“A quitter never wins, A winner never quits, and most importantly, @cjriive never says no to a @StellaArtois”

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Happy to announce we are joining the Super League. The £300+ Million joining fee will help fund our redevelopment of The Venture training ground and fund the boys baccy purchases for years on end. #ForTheFans

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Who the fuck are Dienda FC? Small club, part time players. Delete your Instagram account you bunch of pagans

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@mbatshuayi do you know who this is?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Sendy Saturday starring @cjriive and @BPFerbrache. Who will be more blackout tonight? KO has already started as they’re alcoholics

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@RyanHgsy Congrats to our little Ryan for passing his year 11 entrance exams, fingers crossed he lasts the night #FutureProspect #Learning #EatSleepFoliesRepeat

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I would like to put the rumours to bed that one of our players has COVID-19.
The only sick thing about this squad is their mad skills and @JoeOzanne sick beats. #SharkGirlTouchedOurKeeper

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After 4 g&ts the gaffer and 3 steins the gaffer is sending it

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Who is going to the be more paralytic by our 5:30ko on Sunday?

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Roll on Sunday, your favourite 6 a side team will be taking over GY1 for their first official awards night. #FilthFrothFootie

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@LouisPlevin @wroetoshaw fancy sponsoring the boys away kit for the new season? Deserve some form of compensation after that abhorrent attempt there

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@kt_hana CJ Rive | Welcome to Shoey FC | all Goals • Assists • Skills 2019-2020

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@JoeOzanne pull your finger out and make us a walk out beat you prison pussy faced slag x

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After a weekend full of Mali Milks the Soles are ready to swap terrorising the bartenders at PoW for ripping Hangover 96 a new one. This will be an easy 2 points for the boys in green and black as hangover are shite.