Aku

Yes, it is I! the Deliver of Darkness, the Shogun of Sorrow, the Master of Masters- AKU!! You will follow me!

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

To the feeble and insignificant beings on this platform- I AM AKU!!! I have conquered many lands before, and this horrifying landscape will be no different, prepare to bow to your new Master!
WAH-HAHAHAHAHAAA

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

@MurderdronesOCs Well I did, but it seems like she’s moved on. I can no longer sense her presence in this realm. Beings of unspeakable evil such as ourselves did have quite a bit of fun together though. Never really cared much for human flesh myself, but she shared some with me on occasion.

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

You must be those adorable little workers Cyn told me so much about! It’s unsettling to see machines with so much (bleurgh) free will…
But I sense a darkness inside both of you! Perhaps it’s not too late for either of you to be of some use to me.

[MD OCs @MurderdronesOCs]

N: Urm.... Are you sure this is okay Uzi?

Uzi: Yep. We open portals. Figure out what's wrong in their universe, and fix it.

N: Well... *Sigh* I just don't know, Uzi.

Uzi: We'll be fine. We can come in and get out anytime

N: If you say so....

(OPEN INTERACTION) #mdtwt

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

@SyntaxRuler Me

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

@Phantom_Jackal0 That’s what I had meant

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

@EssenceOfHavoc I didn’t even say which “you” I liked! I could have meant the pony for all you know! Your friend Fluttershy would probably be so upset with you for rushing to threats and conclusions.

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

@CryoMeltdown Okay, okay! Sorry, you just know how it is when you meet new people. Also, can I ask for a small favor from you to destroy the timeline where that accursed Samurai escaped my future and got his “happy ending?” I’d very much like that erased.

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

Why fight when two masters of deception such as ourselves can be of great value to one another. Join me and I, Aku the Shogun of Sorrow, shall increase your powers to lengths that would make gods envious! In return I only ask for your assistance in dealing with a minor problem.

[🔮MASTER ILLUSIONIST, MYSTERIO!🔮 @M4ST3R1LLUS10N5]

[INTERACTION BAIT]

COME ON UP AND TEST YOUR STRENGTH WITH THE ALMIGHTY MYSTERIO!

FACE ME! SHOW ME YOUR STRENGTH!

[#SCREWTHEALGORITHM]

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

@Phantom_Jackal0 You can never have enough strength Infinite, no one ever wants to find themselves in the position of the weak. Though, I’m sure you wouldn’t know anything about that.

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

Oh I like you!

[Zavok The Zeti @ZetiLeader2013]

Stop. Talking.

Or I will rip out your spine.

Do I make myself clear?

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

@OneLexianHero You heroes only get praise for a passing moment, no one actually cares about a welp like you. You are a novelty that has worn out its welcome, but a being like I shall be feared and worshipped long after your frail mortal heart stops beating.

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

@Vox_MediaOVL Don’t worry Vox, you and I will have an opportunity to soon show all those who would oppose us why their proper place is on their hands and knees. Until then, what did you order for the table? I could go for some extra thicc Pizza right now.

[Vox @Vox_MediaOVL]

Now THIS is the evil I like to see!

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

@ASleepyEgg All of you humans look ugly to me.

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

@Phantom_Jackal0 Excellent! I have already seered others who will make excellent additions to our cause. In two weeks time I assure you, our plans will be put into motion!

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

Well, now that THE SAMURAI is here, I think now is a good a time as any to say that I’ve been thinking of uniting strong villains under my banner! If you are on ParodyTwt and have a passion for villainy (or destroying ugly Samurai’s) make sure to let me know.

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

@Phantom_Jackal0 Huh?!? Well, we will workshop the name, it’s not important. Now while others may suggest I’ve been hiding since the Samurai came onto this platform, I have not!
Aku has been planning, and soon I will return more powerful than ever! I trust you will be there to aid me Infinite?

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

//despite everything, I do want to try this again idea some other day when I actually have the free time to invest in something that would require this level of effort.

When I made this account I did not realize the effort I’d have to put in honestly.

[Aku @ShogunOSorrow]

Well, now that THE SAMURAI is here, I think now is a good a time as any to say that I’ve been thinking of uniting strong villains under my banner! If you are on ParodyTwt and have a passion for villainy (or destroying ugly Samurai’s) make sure to let me know.