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Mostly just in it for the laughs... But will happily accept checks.

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@AdobeCare I've been getting charged every month for Adobe services / stock... Something I only used once nearly a year ago. How do I quit these services?

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Get you some free gear! Oh wait, that's what I'm trying to do. Whatever you do, DO NOT try to win this sweet haul -- https://t.co/xK6gzOK3Sm

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@drmistercody So I've been patiently checking back for fresh Cracked vids, unaware that the site had ripped its own spine out. I'm with these other sore losers. No more Cracked. Unsubscribing. When you pop-up somewhere new - I'll be there. I'll even turn my ad-blocker off this time.

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@wyattingraham To Wyatt... Sorry, man. People are attacking you directly. Not cool. We're from opposite ends of the financial spectrum - but I don't hate you. Keep doing what you love.

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Sheesh, keep it in your pants Fox News. And definitely don't take a pic of it to send to female colleagues. #HardNews #FoxAndFiends

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Every once in awhile, a witch hunt turns up a real witch... Better hide your pointy hats, Trump

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Hannity was upset plain mustard not good enough for elitist Obama... Can't wait to hear his outrage for Trump calling White House a dump.

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Trump isn't an elitist. He just thinks the White House is a dump. Too much fine china. Not enough Russian influence in the architecture.

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Trump says his corruption is loyalty. His failures, all fakes. Incompetence? Presidential. Cowardice? Golf. Pretentious naivete? Just tweets

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Trump wants cops to slam heads of suspected criminals... Forgetting that he is a multi-nominated suspected criminal. #RealityTVCheck

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If it walks like a lame duck, talks like a lame duck, then it's probably president Trump. That was quick. Another record broken. #quack

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Trump asked Putin twice if hacked election. No? All good. Asked Obama for 8 years if birth certificate real. Yes? Still doesn't believe it.

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@realDonaldTrump Trump is still upset no one believes Obama was born in Kenya. #racist #cheesehead

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@arielhelwani Jones averages 468 days between fights: UFC165 <467> UFC182 <476> UFC197 <462> UFC214 = predicting next return on Nov 10, 2018

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Trump would NEVER bomb a runway! Thats where the beauty contestants walk. #trump #syria #signofthetimes #makingsense

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@justinamash Trump real brave until it comes time to show taxes... Stand up to this swamp monster! He sold his name to the highest bidder! #dumptrump

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Please, let there be a "day without bots" so we can see how many shares and hearts a liar like Trump gets honestly. #Trutherbot #Trumptrends

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@realDonaldTrump FAKE like your twitter followers? Or FAKE like your hair? #Trumprussia #ComeyHearing #InternationalDayOfHappiness

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Can u believe, with all the problems & difficulties facing the U.S., Trump spends weekends playing golf. Worst Ever. #TrumpBudgetCuts

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“TRUMP FAILED TO PROVE WIRETAPPING CLAIMS (BECAUSE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HIM)” https://t.co/V14LodW13P