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some fun and exploration rooted in the late-capitalist polarization bearing down on our lives

[$ A B E $ @ShonePatrol]

and I ask you, what is time?

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

“A family from Mexico arrives this morning legally has as much right to the American Dream as the direct descents of the Founding Fathers.”

Bob Dole accepting the Republican nomination for President in 1996.

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Wow it’s almost like “tough on crime” doesn’t actually work and you have to address the root causes

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When Walmart never went back to 24 hours nation wide after Covid I knew that was the end of America.

[Edward Dowd @DowdEdward]

Wow…this is a tell people. There is no path to profitability.

They need to socialize losses.

[em @emilyagain]

Perfect weather in NYC to buy an iced coffee that, depending on which neighborhood you're in, costs anywhere from $5-21

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

Anyone ranking Mission: Impossible II as low-tier clearly dislikes bold, unapologetic cinema. The signature arm flick before the car explosion? Pure John Woo—iconic and badass.

[Dr. Diocletian Blobb 📯 @DrBlobb]

I'm begging all of you to read the book.

[g @34rths]

I don't dream of working at all

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 🔥OUTSTANDING: Mamdani Just Introduced New York City’s Version Of DOGE.

It’s called COGE: the Commission On Government Efficiency.

His pitch is simple:

If working New Yorkers have to stretch every dollar, city government should too.

That’s a message that resonates far beyond the left or the right.

Everyone likes government efficiency.

[Noah Khrachvik @khrachvik]

"Please, Mr. Trump. Give us more American tax dollars. We're eating donkeys up in here."

- also Javier Milei -

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

Who wants to sit with chubby Pikachu? 🖐️

[Russell Dobular @russelldobular]

The balls on these people is really beyond belief.

[YouNeek🗽 @sadinpali]

🚨Dua Lipa via her Instagram Story!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Never understood why people have beef with pasteurization. It’s literally just heat. What did Louis Pasteur do to you?

[Rob | My Fault! @uglynewyork]

You know the vibe

[Dev @sleepy_devo]

a normal person from 1995 did not want:
- USAID dismantled
- NATO dismantled
- the president to be granted absolute immunity by the SCOTUS
- the president to corruptly rug pull billions of dollars for himself

[$ A B E $ @ShonePatrol]

Under love’s heavy burden do I sink