Lord Hank Carlton

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

…this is not a drill

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

fav for tbh

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

“@uga_buns: A little bun action for this rainy Friday” @Chapple15 your man bun is sloppy, you dang peasant.

[UGA Wesley @UGAWesley]

Yesterday a 1.5 hr prayer mtg became 10+ hours of worshiping Jesus

We pray this great MOMENT becomes a great MOVEMENT for the whole campus!

[UGA Wesley @UGAWesley]

#RuinADateInFiveWords I go to Georgia Tech

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

@uga_buns paparazzi finally got me… be thankful

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

@amelia_will is gross and undignified for using a real key to enter her vehicle when she has a perfectly capable clicker

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

I know you saw my man bun last night... ladies, you're welcome.

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

Praise the lamb for sweet Sandra

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

I will be holding an autograph session at 2 at snells for any peasants who are desperate for my presence

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

New year, new me, same peasants.

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

@clapare23 ^rt fav

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

@ShellSchwartz don't you know Christmas is over??! Clearly you're on the naughty list... Better luck next year peasant.

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

Pleased to announce my new reality show… Redneck to Royalty: Life of a Lord. Tune in Thursday's at 9 on A&E this spring!

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

👑👑👑 Mother knows best.

[Sarah Whittingslow @scwhittingslow]

All I want for Christmas is for the "Sports" category to be eliminated on Trivia Crack.

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

And for all those who want to thank me and say amazing things about me, you can tweet me, or post on my tumblr- hankishawt.tumblr

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

Please ship all presents to:

1000 LordHanks lane, <3well, Ga 30001

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

Merry Christmas peasants! Since so many of you will be sending me gifts, I've opened up a mailbox in <3well.

[Lord Hank Carlton @ShootHankSays]

@clapare23 literally love her.