Shooter McGavin

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Undeserved Good Guy Rap:

Happy Gilmore

- Shot Mr. Larson in the head with a nail gun
- Assaulted a minor league hockey coach because he didn’t make the team
- Attempted to kill a hockey player with his skates
- Was recklessly hitting his driver in grandmas front yard and seriously hurt two people
- Assaulted his first caddie multiple times
- Almost killed the Mista Mista Lady by dropping an AC Unit on her.
- Took a fans shirt off and punched him in the face
- Killed an alligator
- Threw a flagstick at a cameraman
- Sucker punched Bob Barker and fought him on the golf course
- Murdered Chubbs

He belongs in prison.

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🚨CONFIRMED: Jayson Tatum will make his season debut tonight.

Suddenly the public is backing the Celtics.

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Coach walking into practice everyday

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Yearly reminder that Grandpa Joe was the biggest scumbag ever. The deadbeat laid in bed for 20 years while his family lived in poverty. Then the second Charlie offered a trip to a candy shop, he hopped out of bed and started dancing like nothing was ever wrong.

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Absolutely nailed it. https://t.co/dIL09sOw5W

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Underserved Villain Rap:

Derek Huff

- Payed $1200 a week for voice lessons for his family
- Paused his fishing with Cubes story to explain to Dale how big Bonita fish are
- Only charged Robert four-fifths commission on the sale of his house
- Hasn’t had a carb since 2004
- Saved car karaoke performance with his solo

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Sitting in the cart watching your buddy tap in for birdie after you picked up for triple

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This Memoriam hit like a ton of bricks. So many legends lost this past year

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The Mighty Ducks opening scene is perfection. The music, the credits cutting in and out, Coach Reilly mentally scaring Bombay for life. Sets the tone for the rest of the movie.

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When your playing partner goes on a rant about the course layout but they just suck at golf

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gonna bring 2-3 random followers court-side to the NBA Finals with me (flights, 5 star hotel, tickets, food, etc.)

I should've done this Super Bowl but whatever..

Let me know why you support me & I'll pick from that... 👇

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Underrated Movie Villain:

Shadow

- He convinced Chance and Sassy to leave the ranch because he had an anxiety attack and lost complete of composure of himself. If he would have kept his cool, they would have never departed into a mountain adventure that nearly got them killed

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He shouldn’t have been flying there

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30 years ago I surprised everyone and gave the opening speech at the 1996 Waterbury Open. To this day, it’s still regarded as one of the best speeches ever delivered at a golfing event

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The NBA independent doctor checking in on Lauri Markkanen to see if he’s healthy enough to play

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Punch when another monkey tries to take his stuffed toy

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Mom and dad packing for that all inclusive trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico they paid for 3 months ago

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Dads prepping their sons for their family vacation to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico next Month

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43 days until The Masters