Shooting Monsters

About the size of an average human mother. World Record holder for a speedrun of a 90s Game Boy game nobody has ever heard of.

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Look I know it's been 11 years and it probably didn't mean the same thing back then but can we talk about how Lapdance by N.E.R.D. says "I dare a mothafucka to cum in my face"

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Has anybody anywhere on any platform claimed the username "HarrietTubgirl" yet? Cuz that would be a smash

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Bro in #VampireSurvivors hitting one of those 5-item chests and the fireworks go off, then the music starts and you just rip your pants off and helicopter your cock AND balls and scream like a howler monkey. Gimme that EVOLVED PENTAGRAM BAY BEEEEEE

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@Devof430 Only when I've been a REAL REAL bad boy

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Oof, quite the spanking to sign on for work for an 11pm "out of business hours" prod release only for things to not work because of unforeseen circumstances, and it was stuff YOU worked on. Brb going to bludgeon myself to sleep 😭 #softwaredevelopment

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[Shooting Monsters @ShootingMons]

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@Devof430 Makes me want to pour boiling non hydrogenated coconut oil down my reeth

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Ah, just lost two hours of Scorn footage because my OBS recorded my 60 fps game at like 2 fps, nice

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The strongest enemy in Super Mario 64 is the dumbass camera

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@heyitssharla Whoa the new Final Fantasy X-2 DLC looks sick

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Kids these days will never know the pain of playing Guitar Hero in a room full of your friends and missing the longest sustain note of the entire song, just having to look around like a dingus until it ends. That TWANG echoing through time and space.

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Pull to open? Well I sure as hell would if you'd STOP PUTTING THE SHIPPING LABEL OVER THE PERFORATED PART

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How did this ad know that feet inside of women's butts was my fetish?

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@Shieldzee2 @DingDongVG Don't get me wrong I love your adventurous spirit but "hide in bush with kazoo" has me rolling

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Do I have rocks in my brain or did Punch Out for the NES have some of the most terrifying character designs

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New never-lived in townhouse cons: spend fifty billion dollars on rent 😭
Pros: when your peepee touches the inside of the toilet you know it's not been touched by anybody else 🗿

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Catch me out here buying a FIRE EXTINGUISHER for the NEW APARTMENT like a RESPONSIBLE ADULT who is STRANGELY AFRAID OF HOUSE FIRES

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Love finding old save files. Just picked up an old Chrono Trigger save where I named Marle "Yeezy", so that's nice.

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@HappyHarryToons Featuring Wan CGregor and Carlett Ohansson