The Tao of Bodhi

Don't listen to him, he's just scared. Just think about all of those senoritas and margaritas nursing you back to health.

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@Peticolas The Duke and Doctor's Orders

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@TheHardline3to7 Is it just me, or does @oldwaver's Gandhi sound like Keith Jackson trying to work Crocodile Dundee quotes into his play-by-play?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas I went to a game where the entire student side of the stadium did not sit down for four hours.

I assumed the seats were broken. I checked the one next to me. It worked.

I asked a student named Tyler why nobody was sitting.

He said, "In case they need us."

That was the whole answer. In my land we have a saying, always on the battlefield. A samurai does not lounge in the presence of a lord who may call him. He stands, so that when the call comes there is no distance between the call and the man.

Here were thirty thousand of them. Standing. In case.

I asked Tyler how often they are needed.

He thought about it. "Once."

Once. In 1922. The team was running out of healthy men, and a student named Gill was called down out of the stands. He put on an injured player's uniform and stood on the sideline, ready, for the rest of the game. He never went in. They won without him.

That is the whole origin. A man who did not play. A hundred years of standing for a man who did not play.

So I stood. I am not a student. I was not going to be called under any reading of the rules. My knees began filing complaints in the third quarter and I ignored them, because Tyler was nineteen and had stood through every home game for three years and had never once been called, and was not bitter about it, and was in fact eating nachos.

Nobody was called. Nobody has been called since 1922. The knees of Texas do not care.

In my land we say be ready at every moment.
Texas built thirty thousand seats and refuses to use them.

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Starting to feel like real football. Constant stoppages. Incessant reviews. Penalties galore. Commercial breaks. #MEXENG

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@scientificlaugh @dfwticket shakesPEER!

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@SportsSturm https://t.co/wisXHknZio

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@Rangers

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@dccommonsense "Do the things external that fall upon you distract you? Give yourself time to learn something new and good, and cease to be whirled around." MA, Meditations 2.7

[Texas A&M Basketball @aggiembk]

This is BuckyBall.

Episode 1: Full Court Press

#GigEm | #BuckyBall

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@BeardownCuz You never feel the march of time like you do in the college football season.

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@SportsSturm

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@JoshPateCFB what’s the most amount that of chali possible? Asking for a friend.

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@stoolpresidente @ForePlayPod @bobdoessports Most fun I’ve had on YouTube in a long long time. Big thanks.

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@DalkeKong3 Captain America

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@RobbyBerger

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@jacesternberger Jace doing work all year

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@KayceSmith @AggieFootball Tiger Kings, baby! Auburn, LSU, Missouri.

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@RobbyBerger Fasoli is like looking at 2003 Joey Cold Cuts

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@billyliucci Reed looks like Louisville version of Lamar Jackson