Shop Girl Tales

Work, life & stories from an everyday little clothes shop, starring TBE (The Boss Erratic), the MAMAAS (Middle Aged Men Always Around), Daily Chinwaggers etc.

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I didn't catch the name of the journalist from @thepooluk who was on the @vicderbyshire programme just now, but her words on gaslighting and emotional abuse in relationships was spot on. #VictoriaLIVE

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@consilioJ Science clearly not a strong point there then.

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⚡️ “This waitress floored a man who groped her at work”

https://t.co/D6pk4DJ6JI

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@learner_parent Good lad. Rough journey but the correct destination.

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@cornershopspy Love the idea of 'Cashier Etiquette' training. Sadly the nearest The Boss Erratic got was, "Do not let #dearcustomer know the shop is shit,, everyone is basically untrained and the cafe is a health and safety deathtrap." She didn't actually say that but I read it in her eyes.

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@cornershopspy It's a save the planet thing: I'd let them off - if they weren't so insufferably condescending.

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My boss #TheBossErratic is trying to kill me I swear. The fact I have not been drowned, electrocuted or crushed is entirely down to my own survival instinct. Yay me https://t.co/s3egyOkDdl #blog #writing #funny #retaillife @UKBloggers1

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Latest blog tale!: Retail Health and #Safety? That’s for wimps. And people who don’t want… https://t.co/1UiSCt1NKW

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@NiallMcAvera AND it's Friday too, oh dear. Jolly poor show old chap. I am assuming your whole weekend will now be spent trying to manage your disappointment at #dearcustomer 's disappointment. Or not.

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@dollyalderton But then how do you wash your hair with a rubber band round the back of your head?

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@MarianKeyes I could offer to stamp on your toes, that way you'll forget about the pain in your fingers. I offer that service to Hubby and he always finds it a really helpful comment. Apparently.

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@16benner Life of Pie......

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@learner_parent Thanks for the tip...err...

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@SallyUglySupply Yep. With you on that one!

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Liar, social worker, marriage guidance councillor, child psychologist....but mostly liar.

[Sally Ugly @SallyUglySupply]

Working in retail has made me a very skilled liar.

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#dearcustomer tip: in future, try to exfoliate your scaly neck before playfully wrapping the shop's scarves around it with no intention to buy. It'll save me the subsequent job of removing your detached scales with sticky tape. Thanks awfully. #reptile #DISGUSTING

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@BudgieBigelow @SWilliamBrown33 No, it's just all gone to my ankles.

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@twilightfanjm @SWilliamBrown33 My job did that.

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@dollyalderton Welcome to society. It's thick but doesn't know it. And for God's sake don't poke it