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part-time pirate. frog life. I do not have an onlyfans. Tim Dwight stan. live, laugh, toaster bath.

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I love her.

[WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus]

Me: “Soccer is gay and stupid”

Also me tonight when America plays:

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@DustyBottoms04 @espnW @FeverMuse22 She plays in the WNBA. Which explains why you don’t know her.

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@DustyBottoms04 @espnW @FeverMuse22 That’s A’Ja Wilson. You can tell because they put her name right above her point total.

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@DustyBottoms04 And just like that she cost them the win in 20 seconds but coach too busy barking at someone else……

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@DustyBottoms04 We all knew she was shooting as soon as she got the ball.

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

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And yet another new friend.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

The people who found outrageous Nazi symbolism in “Ok” hand signs can’t find it in a Nazi death squad chest tattoo

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Would have a lot more free time in my life if the people in front of me would just drive the fucking speed limit.

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#colortown

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@DustyBottoms04 @tory4heisman I hate to fact check you, but it’s actually 0-12 sir.

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This dummy.

[gio @_GioHub]

a gay bully: "gimme your brunch money"

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It has begun

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

Men will piss in their backyard to see how long it takes to kill a weed (the answer is 3 days)

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Got a new friend

[trash jones @jzux]

if you die in Microsoft excel you die in real life

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These fools always acting like they haven’t eaten in days….