Shopkeeper Morison

humble shopkeeper and novice mage . Elves DNI!!! 🖕 the only thing they are good for is stew 🤤

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

Me and my homies arguing about the best way to cook elves.

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

Me and my homies arguing about the best way to cook elves.

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

Just got out of my stone prison

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

@gregthesorcerer You still owe me for the elf hides gave you on credit

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

@wizardsextape I've seen you leave the ogre brothel multiple times don't lie

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

@DiggingUpGraves I miss your wife too man

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

How I talk to my useless gnome employee

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

@Sl1m_Skull Me and taco bell

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

@wizardsextape I stopped doing this after mine gained a tolerance

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

@goblin_bin Free my man he did nothing wrong!

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

@placeholderaen Me when I see you again

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

Whoever owns the all-seeing eye can you stop looking at me when I shower its creepy

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

@DiggingUpGraves hey free omelets

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

I just got a bottle thrown at me by homunculus, please keep your organic horror on a leash when you're in my store.

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

Last time I was in a beach episode I got attacked by a shark hopefully this time goes better

[Gori the Warlock @Gori_Grindelfig]

Beach episode? Who's down for some scantily clad volleyball? Wait a minute, are those two dragons!?

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

My son diggle pop gaurdian of the chariot.

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

I'm sorry everyone
Walter get your ass out of the ground and cover yourself up! You are making the shop look bad!

[えりーはきのこ好き @kinokino_elie]

柄の網目模様がくっきり😄

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

My favorite ship dynamic is Wizard x or that wants to kill them

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

@goblin_bin I just woke up and thought he was holding a slim Jim

[Shopkeeper Morison @Shopkeeper777]

@felixofinch Just do what I do, show up scream, and then scramble back to the void to feed