Carter

Oh, hi Mark•FIJI•MSU '21🐻

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about...?

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

So long Twitter, it has been a good run💯

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

@damion_hudson https://t.co/C0jAjP42EV

[Ryan Chaney @R_chaney10]

Ladies imagine this, 15 years later:
Your son has been in right field for 40 minutes, the score is 13-1, your husband’s in the car because he’s been ejected from the game, your daughter’s crying uncontrollably bc it’s 98 degrees, and your camera’s memory is full https://t.co/w86GtP9Xfi

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

Someone please explain to me why the plus-minus grading system is a thing

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

Friday Night Lights is the greatest football movie of all time.

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

how has no NFL team tried to get sonic the hedgehog to start as their running back. i know he lacks size n knowledge of the game but that's a fucking super bowl championship waiting to happen his speed is unmatched

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

No person more deserving at East. This man went above and beyond simply teaching. Best teacher I ever had https://t.co/KpZEQFYHCY

[Zumwalt East @ZumEastHigh]

This morning FZE Senior Taylor Tucker took a moment to thank Mr. Tinsley @ThatGuyTins for all he has done for her and the students at FZE! She surprised him with an award courtesy of @OfficialFZiAm #theLIONway

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

😂 https://t.co/fciKeKDlob

[Craig Groeschel @craiggroeschel]

God did not call us to blend in, but to stand out. Let your light shine.

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

No, but I am a pro on Wii tennis https://t.co/fTc1JQyPs4

[Zac Fletcher @fletchy_wap]

Jenny didn’t deserve Forrest
Angela didn’t deserve Dwight
Robin didn’t deserve Ted

Girls ain’t shit

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

Coal is inherently not clean. Shit is still shit if I put an air freshener next to it https://t.co/f16ypMwCAN

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

America is blessed with extraordinary energy abundance, including more than 250 years worth of beautiful clean coal. We have ended the war on coal, and will continue to work to promote American energy dominance!

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

* St. Louis ‼️‼️ https://t.co/eqWMgdDdNz

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

France😴🇫🇷 https://t.co/zYJV30h6tc

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Germany to win the World Cup again? 🤔

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

@KanJammond Or a mime

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

@KanJammond Unless they’re mute

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

The MVP case for LeBron James

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

Why is there still no consequence for the women who lie about this? You ruin innocent people’s lives and lessen the credibility of women who’ve actually been affected by these problems. https://t.co/5zlBonVpUT

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The ex-girlfriend of 49ers LB Reuben Foster says she "lied a lot" about her allegations of domestic violence. https://t.co/IbrJJ0D2kc

[Carter @ShoppingCart88]

@fletchy_wap Late night is only open for so long. Priorities