McDonald's Shore Leave

An occasional pictorial series, in which our seaborne showbiz heroine hits dry land and finds herself caught up in current affairs.

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All of those kind men criticizing my digital efforts need to go & look at Vogue, or any womens’ magazines, if they want to have a wank whilst appreciating Photoshop techniques. Stick around for the content, not the execution. If not, piss off. 💋

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#conservativeleadership #PennyMordaunt #More #Dauntless
Daunt means to intimidate. This intimidation can be a pretty serious fear, like that of a warrior who daunts enemies in battle.

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@Sebmeister 😂 💋

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Back by no popular demand whatsoever.

Pincher & Fabricant: Connoisseurs of Gentlemen’s Relish

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Zahawi grooms his fillies
#ConservativeLeadershipContest #zahawi #Truss #KemiBadenoch

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@GraytommyKent Golden showers eh? 😉 💋

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“Vote for me, or I’ll have your balls for earrings.”
#conservativeleadership #PennyMordaunt #Strict

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Two Wrong ‘Uns Don’t Make It Tight
#SuellaBraverman #PritiPatel #conservativeleadership

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Reposted for your pleasure 👇
Untitled #Ready4Rishi

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@Tony22547 @katman_999 Ta! 💋

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@cue_em 🤔 💋

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@Bellyda38674922 💋 💄

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@miffythegamer Thanks Miffy! You’re one of my favourites on this hell site 💋

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@IGAT01 @miffythegamer 💋

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@Russbowes @paulhurt @miffythegamer 🖕💋

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@domwhist 💋

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@borlase_john 💋

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@UKGovtGoogles 👋 💋

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@AndyWood10 😂😂😂

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@PeteOBrien2 💋

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@taylorkwinship 💋