William Wobblesword

-logical

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pyrosomes,

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Don't forget Freon and AC Lesson. Condenser Abs ht, Evprtr releases ht. Relay 240-Compressor, 120-Capctr, cpctr + 120---Fan. Refrdg the same

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I just make since.

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Me: "I'll never be asked to do that."

Tuesday: "YES YOU WILL".

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Black dude asked me: Was the guy redder than me?

I Was like, "what, red, no he was black, like you."

#Needlestosay We had quite a laugh.

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Did I tell you about the time my card got stolen? -Ask me/Remember dude

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I call my procreation station The Challenger! It too "broke apart 73 seconds into its flight, leading to the deaths of its 7 crew members."

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R-Haiku!
S-Excuse you.
R-No, haha It's a poem.
S-Excuse me?
R-It's a japanese poem.
S-Excuse them.
R-...... what?
S-Excuse us.
R-What?

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Ba rock o bamaa
need no lamas
got health problms
sweat in sauna
make lasagna
taste like tacos
may be good?
spy on me?
Take a walk?
Ipad 4?

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Bullies are people too, with deep emotions. -Understand-A-Bully

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Oh sure baby, you'll still reach heaven. WHEN THE SMOKE FROM YOUR CORPSE ENTERS THE STRATOSPHERE!

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To you, mister "SLEPT WITH MY GIRL" : Be careful around open flames, because it's probably ME, attempting to Burn you alive!

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WOMEN IN GREEN SHIRTS KILL MONKEYS!

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LOVE IS A LIE AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE!

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You look like Kristen Bell!

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And now I will be helping animals accept truth.

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Roses are flowers, violets a color. I'm sick for hours, of your ugly mother.

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The Turkish just seem a little.... Fowl, to me.

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White poop, white poop. It has been years. Last time you came, I had fears. But now, old friend, I miss you already. Except for that smell.

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Is there a job where you can really, literally eat farts? Like a fart Factory, where you actually, eat farts, all day. to feed your family,