Shoresy

Yer moms favorite hockey player. Takin shits & snappin sticks 🍀🏒Give yer balls a tug.

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

Fuck you Riley yer mom squirted all over the room & it got in my fish tank and killed my exotic shark, fucked up the pH levels & shit. Fuck you Jonesy I had Riley’s mom blow air into yer moms snatch so I could push down on her pubic mound an make her queef like a whoopie-cushion

[Reilly & Jonesy @FERDABoysBoys]

@real_LK_coach But coach, gains have been quarantined. Twinton Quarantino. Quarantino pizza-rolls.

Yeah coach, gains got the Rona. Gotta keep our social distance or we’ll be eating a strict diet of Mac-a-Rona while Shorsey steals all our big city snipes. And we can’t have that now, can we?

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

Fuck you Jonesy, yer mom said she’d do anything to get me back so I sent her running around town playin my pokeman go

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

Fuck you Reilly, I got yet mom so fuckin wet, Trudeau deployed a 24-hour infantry unit to stack sand bags around my bed

[No Context Letterkenny @ncletterkenny]

#letterkenny #letterkennyproblems

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

@FERDABoysBoys @TanisOfTheNorth @ToBeFairWayne @SkidStewart @B0nnieMcMurray Fuck you Jonesy yer mom’s the one who invited Reilly’s mom to come over while you two were playin chel downstairs while Jonesys mom had a finger in my bum. Give yer balls a tug.

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

@FERDABoysBoys @TanisOfTheNorth @ToBeFairWayne @SkidStewart @B0nnieMcMurray Fuck you Reilly yer mom walked in on me & Jonesy’s mom while she had a finger in my bum, give yer balls a tug

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

@FERDABoysBoys @TanisOfTheNorth @ToBeFairWayne @SkidStewart @B0nnieMcMurray While you were crushin sandos, I was crushin yer mums. Give yer balls a tug, ya titfuckers.

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

Yer moms said they like MY rocket. Give yer balls a tug.

[Reilly & Jonesy @FERDABoysBoys]

What a couple’a fuuckin ROCKETS bois! yyyyyyyYEW!

[Reilly & Jonesy @FERDABoysBoys]

@MemeLetterkenny @Shoresy69_ FUCK YOU SHORESEY🗣🗣

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

@FERDABoysBoys @MemeLetterkenny Give yer balls a tug, titfuckers.

[Letterkenny Memes @MemeLetterkenny]

#Letterkenny

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

@FERDABoysBoys Fuck you Jonesy I had Reilly’s mom blow air into yer moms lady parts so I could push down on her pubic mound and make her queef like a whoopie cushion, give yer balls a tug

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

I chucked Jonesy’s moms mit while I sucked Reilly’s moms tits, give yer balls a tug

[Reilly & Jonesy @FERDABoysBoys]

Chuckin mitts n’ suckin tits.

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

@FERDABoysBoys Fuck you Reilly yer mom likes ass-play like I love Hagen Däs, let’s get some fuckin ice cream

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

Fuck you Jonesey yer mom loves butt play like I love fuckin’ Hagen Däs, lets get some fuckin ice cream

[Letterkenny Memes @MemeLetterkenny]

#Letterkenny #LetterkennyMeme

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

Fuck you Jonesy yer mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in puerta viarda. Tell’er I’ll put my swim trunks on fer her anytime

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

Can confirm fer fucks sake.

[mike. @justmike]

I stumbled upon her tiktok and we never spoke again

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

@jAKeFramSt8Fahm Give yer balls a tug.

[Shoresy @Shoresy69_]

This is how it looks when I slam Riley and Jonesy against the boards. Coincidentally it’s also how I slam their moms.

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

Somebody get this dog in the Draft Combine.....