ShoresyBurner

Shut the fuck up Sanguinet

[Shoresy @ShoresyHockey]

Lil nose cardio?

Stream Shoresy Season 2 now on @CraveCanada and @hulu.

[Letterkenny Memes @MemeLetterkenny]

Goody's unbelievable #Shorsey @ShoresyHockey

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

Liam can you just hurry up and finish this game? Your mom’s still waiting for me to come back with a warm wet towel. #shoresy

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

Hey, when you’re driving by a field of cows, how hard is it to not pull over and not just rope one of ‘em right there? #shoresy

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

We’re back. #shoresy

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

Shoresy- I hope you know I’ve been watching Youtube tutorials on how to rub your feet good.
Laura - You going in for the kill?
Shoresy- Oh, you give me a moment, I’ll make it last a lifetime, I swear to God, I’d be so good to ya. #Shoresy

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

Hey, have you ever been sitting across from someone just trying to have a normal conversation, fighting every urge inside yourself to just scream out… “Yeah!” #shoresy

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

The Jims look ravishing #shoresy

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

Sticks are unreal #shoresy

[Shoresy @ShoresyHockey]

I’d sit my bare ass on the Big Nickel.

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

your mom made me a mix cd with only three bands on it…. Moist, The Wailers, and Wet Wet Wet. #Shoresy

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

You know what’s embarrassing Core? Your mom started an OnlyFans to try and make me jealous and I haven’t laughed that hard since Liam’s mom tried the same thing. #Shoresy

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

Corey- Oh yeah, I remember laying in bed as a kid dreaming about reffing high school hockey on a Friday night.
Shoresy- Yeah, I remember laying in bed dreaming about the time your mom tongued my butt hole so good I put her in my phone as “Roll up the rim to win.” #Shoresy

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

Your mom just liked my instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her anytime she likes. #shoresy #letterkenney

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

Nat (@tasyateles ), if you were about 15 years older… I’d think about it. #shoresy #isweartoGodidbesogoodtoya

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

Would’ve given McDavid a blowie if he scored in overtime. A fuckin sweep?! Give your balls a tug Smith. #shoresy

[Chris Walder 🇨🇦🇨🇭 @WalderSports]

I'm dying, bro. #Shoresy

[Shoresy @ShoresyHockey]

The only reason I’m not crying is ‘cause I already cried a little bit.

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

Hey, why don’t I go home and dip us some fruit in chocolate for later?…
I hope you know I’ve been watching YouTube tutorials on how to rub your feet good…
Oh, you give me a moment, I’ll make it last a lifetime, I swear to God, I’d be so good to ya. #Shoresy

[ShoresyBurner @ShoresyBurner]

Hey, what’s your love language?
You like coffee so much, why don’t you let me take you to Saluté for some blended caramel “segnatos”. #Shoresy