Emerald

Hey what's up I still need a booster seat but I can kick your butt in a Pokémon battle

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer @AgThief Sorry! But also, Silver asked, so.

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

Um.

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer @AgThief Yeahhhhhhhhhh

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@AgThief @MoriHealer Hah. Sorry, I think I'm all out of innuendos.

Uh, Yel. When I said "pool cue" I wasn't talking about a literal pool cue, if you know what I mean.

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@AgThief @MoriHealer Yeah, I think you mostly like when he shoots his balls into the pocket, huh?

…Pfffffft I'm sorry, I should stop—

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@AgThief @MoriHealer And I bet if Gold's good at anything, he's good at pool. Huh Silv?

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer @AgThief …Snort. Well, a lot of people think the ones with big cues have an unfair advantage. But really I hear it's all about how you use it

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer @AgThief See that didn't even scare me because I'm just expecting random dexholders to come out of the woodwork at all times now. Red's gonna enter through a secret trap door in the basement any second now, I know it.

Also. How best to put this. We'll call it "the size of his pool cue"

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer Hah, sorry. All I'm sayin' is, you know… I'm glad Silv is having fun.

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer Nah, as soon as I heard "GOLD!!!" I pretty much pieced it together.

Man. I'd say I don't know what Silv sees in him but uhhhhh. Well. I think I can guess.

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer Sorry? For, what, shouting Gold out of the house? Definitely no need to say sorry about that, heh

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer I’m being careful! Just, geez, were these things always so wobbly?

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer Oh yeah, I’ve /got/ this 😤😤😤
Uhhhhhhhh probably—

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer Here, check this out. I’m gonna be /totally/ fine, gonna walk on these like it’s /nothin/— woahhuhohhhh— I’m good!

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer Unlike us, right? Heh

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer Mmmm, you definitely think I’m about to fall on my butt~

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer Hey, gimme a /little/ faith! You really think I’m gonna crash that hard?

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer Yes—
Alright picnic plans postponed, we’re doin’ this now. I’ll be right back!

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer I’ll be honest, neither do I. I’m not even sure I’d be able to do it now

[Emerald @ShortBattler]

@MoriHealer You’re not wrong! Lots of time was spent monkeying with those things. And tripping with the boots. And stepping on my own shirt sleeves, somehow. And etc.