Big Uncle Rogue🥸

[Big Uncle Rogue🥸 @ShortRogue]

Symposium dump🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤌🏽🤌🏽

[ada enechi @adaenechi]

SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry

[mar ♡ @swiftiereads]

Vi un post al respecto y una chica dijo que lo mas aterrador sería que ELLOS se den cuenta de que eres la ultima mujer antes que tu misma y me dio escalofríos

[kea @kearchives2235]

My only issue with getting ready in the morning is that 6:15 and 6:25 are 2 minutes apart

[Jindu✨ @jindu__]

Pausing a movie to rant to your invisible audience about how stupid that character is >>>>> 😭

[𝓢𝓱𝓸✮ @sholacrayola]

Shit did not fucking fly. That bitch emergency landed

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

pulling your coochie hair while scrolling on social media is so therapeutic🙂‍↔️

[Rubi Rose @RubiRose]

What’s ashewo

[automatic bitch⁷ @callmekayceey]

Nigerians seeing an African leader that's not theirs dying

[Mongo Beti 🇧🇪 @Tita_Chill]

Les Nigérians qui prient pour que ce soit leur président wesh y a pas à être égoïste comme ça , Vous l’avez depuis 3 ans seulement nous on supporte le nôtre depuis 44 ans Vous pouvez nous accorder ce décès, non ? 😭

[a. @aishaabdi___]

Misery.

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

I do believe there are chores you do before a shower & chores you do after a shower.

[NoteS. @NoteSphere]

Willow Smith for Dior Beauty (2026)

[Adaora💕🫧 @nifes_n0tes]

Ben Carson wan really put me for talk 😭

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

This who niggas was getting life advice from btw

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

to the indian guys on youtube, this day is for you. thank you🙏🏾

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

wearing a bra doesn’t align with who i am as a person

[slimmer shady @totauddd]

My death is more guaranteed than my wedding so instead of looking for my soulmate im going to look for my soul

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Keeping everyone (including Africans) completely ignorant about Africa and the central role it plays in the economic and natural world is a core feature of Europeanised education, not a bug.

You're not supposed to know that the DRC is the most resource-rich country in the world, with an estimated $24 trillion sitting under its soil. You're not supposed to know that the rise of "western civilisation" from the 15th century on was entirely made possible by European contact with Africa, and that the resources and labour extracted from coastal West Africa from 1492 onwards are the entire reason why both American continents exist in their current form.

You're not supposed to know that both WW1 and WW2 were essentially wars fought over the right to African colonial domination and expansion, and that even the uranium that was used in "Little Boy" and "Fat Man" dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki came from Shinkolobwe uranium mine in eastern DRC. You're not supposed to know that the reason the country of France exists in its current form is because tens of thousands of conscripted West African soldiers fought and won against the Nazis in Europe, and the French thereafter shipped them back to West Africa and massacred them at Camp Thiaroye in Senegal to avoid paying them their due wages.

You're not supposed to know that there was nothing cold about the so-called Cold War, because the vast majority of the hot theaters it was physically fought in were on the continent of Africa. (Zimbabwe, DRC, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Angola, Eritrea, Zambia etc). You're not supposed to know that the ongoing Ukraine war and the war in the Sahel are in fact the same conflict being fought by the same 2 sides, and that the reason France is desperately pushing funding and arms to Ukraine even as it falls into internal crisis is that Ukraine is acting as its proxy army in West Africa, as it tries to regain its lost colonial territories there, especially Niger where the cheap yellowcake uranium for its famously cheap nuclear energy used to come from before the 2023 revolution.

You're definitely not supposed to know that the entire global economy and system of trade as you know it is built on ruthless extraction from Africa and ensuring that Africa does not control anything it exports. You're not supposed to know that "Italian leather" doesn't come from Italy - it comes from Kano, Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that "Swiss chocolate" does not exist because cocoa does not grow anywhere in Switzerland or Europe - it comes from Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire and Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that Israel and the UAE control the global diamond and gold markets even though Israel has no diamond mine and the UAE has zero gold mines, because both resources are literally being stolen from the DRC and Sudan on an industrial basis.

You're basically not supposed to understand that the entire geopolitical world as you know it, rests entirely on extraction from Africa, poverty of Africans, and your own ignorance about where everything you use comes from.

Completely deliberate 500+ year-old feature, not accidental bug.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

STEREOTYPES ABOUT DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂