Carlz ®

Short&Sweet

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

In the mood to read and having to work is really getting in the way of that.

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

It’s been awhile since my heart has hurt this bad, wishing I could hear his voice today.

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

@801slug They are franchised. You have to know which ones to go to.. the prices are not the same at each location. It’s so dumb. Some locations have switched to electric espresso machines too and the quality is going down 😔

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

To any of my blue collar workers, if you had a Christmas raffle at work, ~$100~ items..what would you want to see on that table?

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

Do you ever just look at your life and wonder… how is it I’ve made it.. here?

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

Everyone wants to know my secret, it’s not a secret it’s just what I look like now that I know gluten and I are mortal enemies sworn apart at birth.. 🌾

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

They said “gotta make sure these alerts work for when the aliens get here”

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

2023 - the year I develop a gag reflex swiping my card. Just puked in the Maverik parking lot 👌🏻
Where is the economic relief, I’m ready.

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

@dallcarter They have a good mama, that’s how.

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

I just want to live somewhere flowers bloom year round.

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

Can I just say, I’m ready for it to be fresh fruit season again 🙏🏻

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

@MamaSissieSays @netflix My thoughts exactly. I have 2 households I commute from for work and I’m supposed to pay for 2 h accounts now? What about my cell phone?

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

@TjxAnderson I literally opened my back door to a lightning bolt dead center and an instant boom. It was the coolest thing.. I can’t get over how pretty these storms are.

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

Told my therapist I just feel so lost and unmotivated at work and he hits me with “your identity has been stripped from who you are 8.5 hours a day, yeah I’m sure your lost as hell” and like… I just really needed that validation ya know. I’m not crazy

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

Not destiny giving us a dog who is also not a morning person. 😂 Chanel literally just huffed at me because I made her get up..at 10:00. Don’t come to our house before noon if you want to exchange pleasantries. That’s all.

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

Not my toxic ass buying 11 of the most intense floral candles and lighting them all Sunday so if my moms crazy ass shows up she’ll start asphyxiating and have to physically leave my house.

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

NF really just dropped this heavy ass album on me. BRB while I continue to make this my entire personality for the next 3 months

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

To whoever put a chirping smoke detector on the highest shelf in the warehouse. Your moms a hoe

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

BRB while I take my daily trip on down to hell

[Carlz ® @ShortStack1024]

You ever just wake up and miss going to Gringos with your grandpa. Cause same