ShortStallion 🔞🐎

🐎 Hung dude into #DickGrowth | 28 | str8 | single
SFW: @DatHungHorse
🔗 #HorseHung

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

We're dating, do I have permission to grab your butt or tiddies whenever?

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

If anyone wants to get into Knights of Guinevere, the one warning I will say is that it depicts analogies not just abuse but also to SA.

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

Got to see the second episode of Knights of Quinevere, this shit is good.

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

"I'm cold can I warm myself up with you?"

From the list of things I wanna say

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Ayo? 👀👀👀

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@MistrGhost That's what I'm wondering

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

Would you still follow if I had to stop posting nudes?

[Jennifer "BOObies" Knight @WhiteMageJenny]

I wish the bra strap would adjust but dear god this should be the fucking STANDARD for boob sliders. God I finally feel fucking represented.

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

Going home to my girlfriend who asks me to undress so she can worship my cock (She's a masturbation/sex addict)

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@CovfefeChan Damn

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@lnusama Tactical bulk soda storage

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

"HARRY POTTER!"

Screamed Dumbledore calmly,

"DID YOU BANG DRAKO MALFOYS SISTER, DARCY MALFOY?!"

The old wizard, looked like he was going to give himself a heart attack, he was so furious

"I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT LITTLE SHIT HEAD SO ANGRY, HE REPORTED YOU STRAIGHT TO HOS FATHER

IN ALL MY YEARS I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE MALFOYS SO FUCKING PISSED

YOU SHOULDVE SEEN THE KINDS OF SHIT THEY WERE SPEWING FROM THEIR MOUTHS

THAT SHIT WAS SO FUNNY EVEN SNAPE WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE LAST TIME SNAPE LAUGHED WAS?!

FIFTEEN YEARS. FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS, HARRY

5,000,000 POINTS TO GRYPHONDORE AND TOP MARKS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR HARRY!"

Dumbledore finally shut his trap, and paused like he remembered some.

"Also, Harry, Darcy is pregnant. You should go talk to her, drako, and their father."

Hagrid chimed in, "You're a father Harry"

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

@HugeCups Holy shit

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

Who breaks into your home and mows your lawn for you?

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

@Balloonfat5 What would happen if you did that then immediately downed some more cake shake to trap the gas?

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

@crellythecow IM SO SORRY I WISHED ON THE MONKEY'S PAW TO GET BETTER AND IT FUCKING SENT YOU MY LUNG INFECTION

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

N-no...

[MAGGOT666 | CF23 | A9-A10 @Norman_Maggot]

olive #olchan

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

@lovelysquirrel3 Well, at least he had the self-awareness to warn you

[nina 🫀 @cbmrw]

I'm actually deeply interested in why people develop strange and uncommon kinks, especially the ones that are linked to their own detriment

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

@Faizenek hey I know this is a long shot but would you ever consider doing a winter scene as a commission?

It could include whatever characters of yours that you wanted, I just want a cool desktop wallpaper for my pc

[ShortStallion 🔞🐎 @ShortStallion]

@lnusama Find someone you really vibe with and let them infect you with their paw fetish