𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙

ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ. 5 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.
ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴍꜱ!
LVL 1 Bard on a fun adventure!
ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ. ♡
(18+ & mdni.)

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

"Ahem."

The Writer adjusted his glasses…
Not that his speech was bound to his sight, but the nervous habit helped relieve some tension, which allowed him to put his most cheerful smile up on his face.

"GREETINGS EVERYONE ! :D
Welcome to my very first Twitter roleplay account."

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

And you've sown that habit with the exact intension to hint at your undies, haven't you ? 🤨

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒔 ✨ @GoldPersinette]

You were staring at how my underwear marks below my habit, weren't you?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

Chosing a bunny suit as chest support instead of a pocket bard is a skill dif mistake honestly.
Rookie~

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@Gymrxt_Feline That's why you don't scam people just like that.
It leaves them with a grudge !

The right move is to put 'em down after the scam. Duuuuh.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@Fae_Patron «Th–That's both evil and a severe underestimation of my stamina!…
You're going to tap out way before me, dummy. And I'm getting my five levels back >:0 !!»

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@DRAG0NFISTS Congrats, you win a cookie

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@GiveQuest What does end up happening to the Bard :o ?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@Leveling_Slime "Heh?! How sweet of you, but can you transfer levels too? I thought you only drained those! Wahh–! Nghhfff–♡"

The bard was caught off guard by the lady's unconventional technique.
He struggled a bit with the kiss, choking on her goo a few times.
He could feel it in his tummy.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@Leveling_Slime It's simple, cute, and pretty thematic too!

Happy I came up with that one :3

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@SilverGroveInn Teehee, the bait wor– OUCH—! ACK.
WORKED TO GOOD–
HELP-

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@SilverGroveInn Good girl. Stay safe.
Your character is too cool to die. :P

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@SilverGroveInn I'm happy to hear it.
It would be a shame if you got banned before I even got to chat with you properly :(

[𝓙𝓾𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓟𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽 @PokkeInHeat_]

(( I have made my Discord~. I’m not sure how active I’ll be, but it’s there. In the event I do leave I’ll try to let everyone know first, but you’ll still have me there~

pokkeinheat is the name

[🔁 for me if you love me so all my oomfies see this]

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@M0nsterguild //Teehee, happy to keep this cutiepie motivated :P

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@NxdistGuild @GiveQuest ||You plan on breeding a man-?
Haha... I'm in danger :D

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@Gymrxt_Feline Ooooh the days I would get ice cream each time we went to the mall... or a pretzel !
I love pretzels.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

Why is it that when a college professor is on his very last year before pension, he decides to create the most vile, evil, unheard off exam questions?

Not more than 2 question were similar in type to any question from the exams of 1993 to 2025… out of 16 questions.

Why…?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 @Short_bard]

@Gymrxt_Feline NOOO NO NO NO. DO NOT FALL FOR THE SNAIL'S TRAP.

GAIJIN WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL

RUSSIAN BIAS WILL KILL YOUR FUN

I regret my 4k hours sunk into the game-