Simon Shorter

Comic man about twitter, winner #SkyLiving #TheLoveMachine Husband of @Roxi_TakeMeOut and daddy to my two beautiful girls Ava & Etta

[Simon Shorter @Shorterino]

@stevefeuell @SkySportsNews Get some more fans haha 1st game can’t fill it haha

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@DanRocko10 @JSCB1986 Pretty good team though xx

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@SimonKing4_ Spurs would have lost to us then 😜 #HarrysOff

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@DanRocko10 @JSCB1986 wehhhhhhhh wallop fuck you dirty devils xx #ARSMUN

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@SimonKing4_ @RiaHazza Nike Hart Lane haha

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@sarahedavisx I thought Pat Butcher had dyed her hair something autumnal in the first picture #AwkwardArg

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@Mr_A_Wainwright @sharrond62

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@Mr_A_Wainwright @sharrond62 That’s one huge bitch x

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 sec to RT and help find them this happened in #Bradford https://t.co/zOnnaiAOnm

[Will Quince @willquince]

@Shorterino @Mr_A_Wainwright I will keep everyone posted.

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@willquince @Mr_A_Wainwright Sounds like a good plan, thanks for the reply Will.

[Will Quince @willquince]

@Shorterino @Mr_A_Wainwright The reality is that we will need some housing to make it viable and purchase the land but I need to work with others to develop a masterplan for the site so we can establish how many houses would facilitate the purchase and the creation of a country park.

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@willquince @Mr_A_Wainwright Well you can count on my vote for a country park, nothing says a country park can’t be profitable as well, wildlife centres, places for kids to see animals, nature trails, play areas etc, better than 1000 homes being built there, we moved to Rowhedge for these amazing views

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@Mr_A_Wainwright @willquince Country park sounds great to me, somewhere to take the kids as they grow up

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@Mr_A_Wainwright @siccasfricc I daren’t take him near a flock of cows, I should have named him Fenton

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@Mr_A_Wainwright @ladbible If he was a bloke I’d have knocked the prick out 🤦‍♂️ xx

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@Mr_A_Wainwright @ladbible It’s the sort of shit he does ! 😂

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@StaceySim I’ll be 40, let that sink in 😩