Brenna Connelly

i was born small and i stay short...

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

@UR_Ninja Twitter find their names and then the journalist needs to call a lawyer. Sue the shit out of all these little boys

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

@JenniferJoyOK Okay yeah because I was just at his funeral and it was not a gun related suicide

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

.@realDonaldTrump has the Senate, the White House, and the House (for the moment) under Republican control. He has the power to keep government open – but instead, he says he’s going to shut down the government. #TrumpShutdown

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

Hey @netflix @amazonprimenow @YouTube ... HULU DROPPED A MAJOR BALL, now would be a great time to drop a promotion to get disgruntled ex-@hulu-ers to sign up

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

November 4, 2018 1:52 am
Trying a something.. doing a thing.. #endofdaylightsavingtimes

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

The most over used phrase between 1-3pm: "Shhh!!!" #preschool

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

That moment you think the government has better things than to worry about you.. and then you get a text from the president. #bigbrother #textalert

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

In stand still traffic.. well, guess I live here now

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

Slept through alarm, misplaced keys, shoes are straight up missing..and if city ave could have more traffic that'd be greeeaaaat. #frazzled

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

In Philly it's neccesary to clarify the real vs rumors 😂😂😂 https://t.co/m9kW0vDj23

[Philly Zoo @phillyzoo]

We have heard the rumors regarding an alleged ostrich ride through the city last night. Although this would be quite a feat, please rest assured no ostriches call the Zoo home and all our feathered friends are safe. Go birds! #FlyEaglesFly

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

If you were an elephant where would you be? #misplaced #nannylife

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

Just ate a raw green pepper waiting for my body to go into panic mode .. what is this foreign entity?!

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

My new years resolution is to eat vegetables.. like actually eat them.

[Dreadlef Schrempf @TheLesterLee]

Steve Harvey looks like a Batman villain that has captured Times Square and will kill civilians unless Batman answers all of his riddles

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

Love love love love https://t.co/wBm2PrkdTA

[Philadelphia Police Department @PhillyPolice]

Hmm. No, We don't know where all of these gnats came from, either. However, we, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

[AFSC @afsc_org]

We support Peace & Conflict Studies Prof Sa'ed Atshan & are disappointed in @friendscentral's canceling of his talk https://t.co/6pRXiN86fq

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

Went all day without caffeine.. whaaaaa, it was horrible. Just got caffeine, ready to rule the world!

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

Had to turn down 3 full time nanny gigs.. cause I'm already booked through December.. woot woot #sitsonkids

[Brenna Connelly @Shortiie5115]

I have 3 families- 6 kids I watch and all bounce from day to day depending on need. Plus I'm looking for a full-time gig #nannylife #popular