Progressive Dancing Queen

I love the #UglyDogs.

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

General reminder that Pepé is one of the most competent beings on earth and is easily more fit for office than most politicians currently serving the country. YOU CROSS THAT CREEK, YOU BADASS BITCH. #uglydogs

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

look at this strong and brilliant athlete, making her own way

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

@Sam___Horton You WOULD wish for that. 😂

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

Regardless of what you think of Mayor Pete, no one can deny that @Lis_Smith is 100% that bitch.

[Lis Smith @Lis_Smith]

Ready for the big game

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

@EndlessJeopardy What is Plastic Brunette?

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

@EndlessJeopardy What is Boulevard of Broken Dreams?

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

This tiff between Hillary and some of Bernie’s surrogates reminds me that Donald Trump abused his power and that republicans voted against hearing witnesses. Meanwhile there are real trials in federal court, with witnesses and documents, where they are trying to gut ACA.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Honest question: How are we going to heal again when this is over?

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

This is the cutest unlikely friendship and we are all blessed to witness it.

[SiriusXM @SIRIUSXM]

😎Heard y'all were looking for the full video of "Juice" by @lizzo and @Harry_Styles. <3 @SIRIUSXM & @pandoramusic

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Harry Styles performing Juice with Lizzo is a thing I didn’t know I really, really needed

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

@EndlessJeopardy What is the Bermuda Deathly Hallows?

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

That’s it. This is the most wholesome tweet on the Internet.

[I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog]

I pet Bailey Warren. He is an almost 2 year old Golden Retriever. He is campaigning through Iowa to become First Dog. The most important issues he wants addressed are more Milkbones and getting rid of student debt.

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

@Mike92882 @nypost This is a horrible tweet and you should feel terrible about yourself for sending it.

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

@WizzKhaleesi I was that girl without the adderall. 😭

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

THIS TWEET IS EVERYTHING 😭

[rip van marmelodov @vt__snowflake]

@AlxThomp @TVietor08 The warren campaign is basically the political personification of that girl in high school who got straight As, was involved in a bunch of clubs and student groups, was insanely well organized, and was nice and kind to *everyone* and it crushes me that she’s not doing better :(

[Progressive Dancing Queen @ShortndPatience]

I cackled OUT LOUD at this thread. 🥗