Shorty

Shorty got them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur.

[Shorty @ShortnessP]

@OxfordDiplomat Look familiar?

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@andreavbecker I’m 65. Still have that dream about once a month!

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@MysterySolvent Skank

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Gooooooood boy!

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

Goodest boy alert

[Olga Tokariuk @olgatokariuk]

As the ambassador of Belarus was leaving Ukraine today, a Ukrainian border guard tossed a bag with coins at him, told him to pass the 30 silver pieces of Judah to the head of Belarusian border service.
Video via @operativnoZSU

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

if you watch one thing today make it this

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@getinformed23 @OliviaTroye @MollyJongFast Sexual anarchy summed up…

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https://t.co/VkG8jgkhhf

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me how Matt Gaetz is still a member of Congress who sits on the Judiciary Committee and oversees the Department of Justice while being investigated by the Department of Justice for child sex trafficking.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

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@rachelweinerwp Awwwww. Poor widdle snowflake.

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@AnnSBarry1 Yes. Every moron who donated.

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@CNN Amateurs. Ketchup is for burgers. Mustard is for hotdogs. #condiments #mustard #lava #eruption #volcano

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@davidhogg111 I am inspired by you. Your generation gives hope to this Boomer.

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@AshleyLCarter1

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@AshleyLCarter1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Shorty @ShortnessP]

@StevieVanZandt Loved it. Now watch Today's Special.

[L.A. Public Library @LAPublicLibrary]

How it started How it's going

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Today, as I was sworn in, I held in my jacket pocket copies of the ships’ manifests recorded at Ellis Island when my Great Grandfather Israel arrived in 1911 and my Great Grandmother Annie arrived in 1913.

A century later, their great grandson was elected to the U.S. Senate.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

I offer my profound congratulations to Joe Biden on becoming President of the United States of America. I am so pleased that he is giving high priority to the urgent issue of climate change. I pray for his success in meeting the challenges that lie ahead. https://t.co/6NPbf8f0mQ

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On a day for the history books, @TheAmandaGorman delivered a poem that more than met the moment. Young people like her are proof that "there is always light, if only we're brave enough to see it; if only we're brave enough to be it."