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Thomastown hurler. Center/Wing back. Red cooper. Knee straps……… focusing on the things and women I like doing.

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

Anyone know what’s going on with Nugs, he went home at 10 o clock from the pub there Saturday. Hasn’t smoked a fag in months. And looks like he’s starting to fear women……… I’m starting to worry🤔

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

@NuggiesFella Oh no pity I wasn’t there, u know what would have happened then boi🥊😼

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

Can’t wait to go back and meet all my teachers again#borntogotoschool

[dNugsFella @NuggiesFella]

People wonder how come nothing phases me but once you get that
“It is wa it is” mentality you will know why im so sigma #DontShowerDontCare

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

Everyone should have a lad like me in there friend group #ibringalot

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

@NuggiesFella Oh yeah man saw that video there last month👌

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

I’ve a lot to be at #working#notime

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

Some all Ireland there yesterday. Twas great I got to watch it on me favourite channel bbc.

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

Me balls are tight lately aswell, anyone know a good physio let me know. Emanuel wasn’t great the last day #hadbetter

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

Have been only fit for the bed the last while cause of a bad Tummy Bug, won’t make it out to the pub tomorrow for the euros….. even though if I was fit I’d probably start for that English team🧐 🤷‍♂️

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

@Jimceiling Sorry about that inconvenience jim, has she any nice features???

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

@Tommythebomby @NuggiesFella Howya Tom @Tommythebomby

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

@Jimceiling Howya Jim, grainne is more than welcome to come to my party. Just remember tho it is strictly fit birds only so she may select her friends precisely👌👍

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

I probably should be thrown in full back for the minors. Coone deserves a run out the field. It would also take the pressure off Eddie Donnelly on the senior team if he heard I was gone back to full… #ILikestothinkaboutothers.

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

I’d take any farmer on🥊. I definitely have a better tan anyway.

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

@NuggiesFella Ye it’s some nuisance as well when a woman passes out from drink and all her friends gather around her…… just let me make my fucking move and work my magic

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

@NuggiesFella Don’t jump to conclusions, heard eanna is buying u some for ur anniversary

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

Is it just me or is it really important to look good on BeReal?….. maybe everyone else doesn’t have the caliber of women I have on it. #mew #pose

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

Tullaroan’s Shane Walsh described John Donnelly as having the best wrists in Kilkenny. Just can’t understand what more I need to do to get a bit of recognition#Stylish#Wristy#Shortzy’sthename

[Shortzy @ShortzyNolan4]

@officialgaa Awful sad news to be hit with, often told my family and friends that it’s an awful shame he never got to see me hurl, just imagine what he would have to say about Me….. maybe in another life Micháel🕊️🏑