Sheheryar Haider

The bags under my eyes are Prada.

[a @kaghazkephool]

Never a dull day in the reviews section of Foodpanda

[Jasir Shahbaz @LahoreMarquez]

Ab iski photocopy grade 17 kay officer say attest karwa kay layeein

[Joel Jenkins @boganintel]

Everyone’s second favourite soccer team just touched down safely in Mexico.

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter @FeralPHunter]

Turkish ice cream sellers on their off days:

[OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities @mustyoumustard]

Outdoor temps are in the 40s in Pak. And this uncle who lives in an illegal luxury apartment complex and rides an AC car thinks poor people are just lazy for wanting to take a day off. Btw what's the daily rate aaj kal? Would this uncle want to work outdoors for 8 hrs for it?

[🪬 @k1IIir]

help why is hum tv being watched in korea

[Nimori @AdunaicMolester]

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

[Tom Chivers @TomChivers]

missing an important one here imo

[refiloe🐘 @SegodiTlour]

Until you lose your job, you'll realise it was never anyone's choice to be unemployed. Life humbles everybody eventually

[the Rich @Duderichy]

new king of Europe just dropped

[Pedrito. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @iRealPedro]

sometimes you just never know where a sentence will take you

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[Byzantine General @ByzGeneral]

I'm getting out performed by fucking potatoes I can't take it anymore.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[lala @lalasoftt]

Rest in peace, Shakespeare. You would’ve fucking loved Kanye.

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

LASAGNA MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU EAT IT?!?!?!