ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ

Wᴏᴡ.

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

𝔸𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕄𝕠𝕓𝕚𝕦𝕤

"ᴛᴀʟᴋʏ—ᴛᴀʟᴋʏ."

— Self-Proclaimed 'Loki Expert'.
— Jet Ski Enthusiast.
— #LokiRP
— Incredibly Bi with a Loki lean.
— 21+
— Agent/Analyst for the Time Variance Authority.
— ...Or am I?

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

Emergency situation!

I'm out of cheese.

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

even got a hot plate up here if someone's jonesing for some grilled cheese. Spread the word."

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

Mobius was nothing if not a patient person. Understanding, to boot. But this power outage....

He'd missed roughly a dozen Spider appointments due to poor lighting and access issues throughout HQ. And it broke his heart to see that those who had chosen to stick around did so in—

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

stopped a passing Spider in the newly lit hallway, taking only half a second to notice that he had four arms in total along with his two legs.

'Spiders, right? Wow.'

"Let anyone else you see here know my office is open and we've got power. I've—

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

[Text: HQ's Spider-LAN @FirelightOHara]

📲 Evening, Mr. O'Hara! Lovely night here up on the 73rd floor. I see you're still in the building?
📲 Just wondering, what steps do I take if I've locked myself out of my e-mail?
📲 And calendar. And messenger.
📲 Is this a bad time?

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

My door's always open, Gabriel.

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

[Mobius's hands are in his pockets, eyebrows raised slightly as he gives a curious little smile.]

You sound like your brother.

[It's meant as a compliment. Honestly!]

There's just...so many kids here, taking on adult stressors. Struggling with something they can't exactly—

[Gabriel O'Hara @FirelightOHara]

[A wary frown turned into a genuine smile as Mobius spoke. HQ truly does need a social worker's touch and maybe Miguel's giving him a chance to sorta redeem himself]

Adding 'Spider Tamer' to your resume next to 'Snake Tamer'? Y'know, having an extra set of hands isn't a bad —

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

go to ma and pa about. 'Hey mom! Sarah won't go to the prom with me AND I'm Spider-Man!', right? Just doesn't work.

But...they need someone to talk to. Older Spiders too. ...Family members of older Spiders, even. If they ever feel they need to chat.—

[• Niku30 • @niku30_]

He’ll make it back #Loki #Mobius #LokiS2 #fanart

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

Morbius. Yeah. I mean, if I had a dollar for all the phone calls I get that are meant for him, y'know?

[Mobius is giving a little laugh, a slight shake of his head.]

Yeah. This place needs a little social work. Figured if I can wrangle Lokis, Spider's shouldn't be too bad?

[Gabriel O'Hara @FirelightOHara]

...... No, you misheard me I was... Uh, talking about Morbius! Yeah, heard he liked key lime pies and didn't want to lure him to HQ.

Sigh.

Is... Is that what you're doing here? Being our guidance counselor? That's... Not really a bad thing.

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

It's...a lot like the TVA here. Resistance, anxiety, nerves....

Only it's towards 𝘮𝘦. Not the organization I 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 work for. But that I can work with, because unlike the TVA?

Deep down, I know I'm a 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯.

Someone my 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 would be proud of.

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

I think I've let enough time pass.

Time to find a new burden to carry.

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

@secretwhisper23 Great for cardio!

Not so much for my worn knees.

But hey, I'll survive! Just glad I don't need to jump down thirty floors.

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

A little Spider-Birdie told me that the Spider Society HQ Cafeteria has some of the best key lime pie in the multiverse. I wonder if it's true?

....I'm also wondering how a fella's suppose to be able to walk around this place if he can't 'thwip' anywhere.

Spider-Uber!

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

Wow. Is this how management treats new staff? You guys must have been taking notes from the TVA!

[He pauses, then smiles a bit.]

You seem...upset, Mr. O'Hara. Why don't you stop by my office when you have a free moment. You can't miss it. My sign's on the door now.

[Gabriel O'Hara @FirelightOHara]

What if we ban key lime at HQ? Would that keep Mobius away?

[ᴍ ᴏ ʙ ɪ ᴜ ꜱ @ShouldBeSoLoki]

Been a while since I set foot in Spider-HQ, but here we go!

Hey, look at that! Someone set out a bunch of cupcakes! Is it some sort of welcoming gesture?

...Why are they in the shape of a horse face? Just because Loki turned into a horse once, I mean....

Wait. Duke's here?