Sebastian Alejandro

If nothing else, be kind.

[Sebastian Alejandro @ShoutSebastiann]

Todo a su tiempo..

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

And what happens if I toss Phil in the air fryer rn

[Benjamin Allbright @AllbrightNFL]

They aren’t tariffs “on Canada and Mexico and China” they’re tariffs on goods from those countries which are paid by you, the US consumer, not anyone from any of those countries.

Congratulations on voting to make everything more expensive for absolutely no reason.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

All these new headlights are TOO fucking bright

[💫 @itxLilyana]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[MAYOR 🩸 @TheBloodShow]

I’m gettin old , if you call me with hella background noise , I’m hanging up

[CHUCK INGLISH said it. @Chuckisdope]

That bitch look like Steve Harvey.

[kani @KaniRosi]

u know how absolutely fucked up u gotta be for somebody like kim jong un to say some shit like this

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

BREAKING: Joe Biden is no longer running for re-election.

Now, everyone who pushed for this can apply equal pressure onto Trump — a 78-year-old convicted felon who rambles, slurs words, confuses names, and goes on strange tangents — to drop out too.

For the good of America.

[ineffable 🔴🇫🇷 @davidj___]

😭

[mitchie 👼🏾 💘 @heavensentsliit]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[yammi @sighyam]

she’s running that shit like the marines

[Gloria Morir Soñando @TheVoice30]

Trump is a sociopathic liar and Biden is being controlled internally by Plankton. We are not in good hands

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

a sentence I never thought I'd hear in a presidential debate

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

instead of a run club how about a cheesecake club. we just meet up and eat cheesecake together. what yall think

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Resentment is weird because yes I want to forgive you , whole heartedly so but my mind is struggling to comprehend why did you do that to me.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“i can’t wait till summer so i can wear nice fits”

the fit:

[Benji Newman @acebenji]

i have a job. i have a home to live in. bills are being paid. i’m healthy. family doing well. breath in my body. it’s more than enough reason to tell God thank you.