Deandre Ayton, you soft-ass, overrated bitch. #1 pick my fucking ass—you built like a fridge but move like a constipated walrus with erectile dysfunction. Can't rebound for shit, defense softer than wet toilet paper, averaging triple-single bullshit while getting paid like a superstar. Suns dumped your pussy ass for a reason, now Blazers got stuck with the league's biggest fraud cunt who folds harder than cheap origami. Go eat a bag of dicks and retire to the G-League, you talentless hack.