Caribbean Jason Pitts

Yeah...

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Isaiah Stewart was so hyped on the Grizzlies bench he punched Scottie Pippen Jr. 😭

(h/t @MaskedMem12)

[Caribbean Jason Pitts @ShowTimeRick]

Do y’all put your girlfriend/boyfriend as a benefactor during open enrollment for your benefits?

[Swamp Watch @Swamp__Watch]

NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's bank account jumped from under $50,000 to over $1 million.

His filing doesn't explain where the money came from.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"

[Sludge @Sludge]

NEW: The group behind Cornel West's 2024 ballot push was wholly funded through Elon Musk's dark money network, according to Sludge's review of tax documents. https://t.co/CMfv5oPsgB

[The Globe Letter @GlobeLetter]

BREAKING: Trump administration officials are secretly exploring a deal that could keep Benjamin Netanyahu in power even if he loses Tuesday’s Israeli election — by forming a unity government with rival Gadi Eisenkot, per The Washington Post.

Netanyahu has reportedly offered to abandon far-right ministers Itamar Ben-Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich, pitching himself to Washington as its preferred partner for resuming military operations against Iran.

So, the Iran war will continue irrespective of the Israeli election results.

[Caribbean Jason Pitts @ShowTimeRick]

People can say what they want but money talks. Things folks world “never go for” suddenly changes when the figure is right

[Long Monkeypox @podiatristdon]

“Never really knew the guy”

- Trump 2 weeks from now

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

Probably a sign that things are not going fabulously well at the Pentagon

[TPS @TotalProSports]

BREAKING: Cowboys Legend Dez Bryant Held At Gunpoint With Tactical Rifle & Handcuffed In Front Of His Daughters

SEE IT HERE: https://t.co/prr1Om92ZA

[The White Rabbit @TheWyteRabbit1]

Holy shit.

Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.

[The New Republic @newrepublic]

Kushner also failed to disclose himself as an agent of a foreign government, having been paid nearly $2 billion in total by foreign leaders. https://t.co/kwhRHimvqU

[🚛💨 @CreoleCockpit_9]

Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium

[snorling @sheanorling]

this is unbelievable slander

[bum @BattleRapBum]

THEY NEVER TAUGHT US ABOUT FANDUEL AND DRAFTKINGS BUT THEY GON TELL US TO BET

[Faz @planetfaz]

Prison bros need to come and expose the fitness industry. The brothers locked up ain’t drinking no huel or gold standard 😂.

[Lord of the Hoochies ❤️‍🔥🥰 @CashBSpazzin]

Got out the Navy, 2 IT jobs, and after all that a nigga was still able to influence you to sell your body ??? Blaming postpartum depression?? Women amaze me

[NFL Researcher @NFL_Researcher]

The Seahawks held the Chiefs to their fewest points (3, tied), total yards (213), first downs (11), and red zone drives (0) in any game started by Patrick Mahomes.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The real struggle of adulthood is that you cannot afford to fall apart for too long. People depend on you, bills are waiting, and the world has absolutely no interest in whether you're having a difficult time.