Shower Thoughts

Deep thoughts

[God @OmgMeDamnit]

Sorry guy I went on vaycay since november, what did I miss?

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

The pentagon literally CONFIRMED THE EXISTENCE of aliens today and no one gives a shit

2020 is officially the +4 uno card

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

Do you guys use TikTok or are you adults?

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

Not the KitKat I was expecting

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

Everyone wants to act rich until it’s time to call an Uber

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

Miss Israel and Miss Iraq posed together on Instagram #worldpeace

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

The people who act like they don't care lurk you the most

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

Cutting shitty people off feels so good 🐸

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

Layers

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

Team No Glasses.

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

GoFundMe is now our nation's leading health care provider.

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

Netflix has the worst movie selection ever no wonder everyone just starts having sex instead

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

This is why you don't buy things when you're drunk,

[Shervin  @ShervinSinatra]

when the netflix asks if ur "still watching" and u see ur reflection in the black screen

[Shower Thoughts @Shower4Thought]

@tiny_owl_ Did you just walk on your parents or something?

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I find replying to an insult easier than replying to a compliment

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I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I'm staring at my speedometer in a school zone.

[Shower Thoughts @Shower4Thought]

A progressive Santa would leave solar panels in a naughty child's stocking.

[Shower Thoughts @Shower4Thought]

I drive 60-80 mph staying in a narrow lane on the freeway, but I would be terrified driving on a bridge that narrow without any railings.

[Shower Thoughts @Shower4Thought]

I wish we had the ability to dream together with other people,like multi-player dreaming