Shower Man

I do enjoy a good shower.

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Apologies for the lack of activity. I've been showering for 9 months straight. Feel like a newborn.

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Showering with extreme sunburn is blisteringly painful. Yet it's no more than I deserve after cheating on her with a swimming pool.

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Spending most of today in the communal showers at the swimming baths. I will be the visibly excited soapy naked guy.

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So today I watched two midgets showering.. didn't do a thing for me. Warm shower for my cold cold heart.

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Watched two ebony women showering and making love. Completely aroused. Conclusion: not a racist. Cold shower to cool off afterwards.

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Spent the majority of todays shower wondering if finding it impossible to get aroused over black people porn makes me a racist.

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Showered on the stroke of midnight to see what would happen. Got very clean indeed.

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Shower number 4 of the weekend... Was warm.

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Blocked shower plug hole = impromptu foot spa. And that was Thursday.

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A bath? I'd have to shower afterwards. "@jaqueline_sarah: @Shower_Man just wondering whats w/all the showering?ever take a bath now n then?"

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Mixed things up today by washing my hair twice in the same shower. Only because I'd forgot if I'd already washed it. Turns out I had. #shiny

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A fairly average shower today completely ruined by the fact I forgot to bring a towel into the bathroom with me.

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Quite a standard shower today. Lasted around 15 mins. In, facewash, shampoo, bodywash, out. I expect all this weeks showers to follow suit.

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Sunday afternoons shower was brief and underwhelming. Lasting a mere 8 minutes at best.