Average Joe

Just an average guy disgusted at the world. I also dabble in sharing shower thoughts

[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

Someday soon there may be a lawsuit to determine if "Click to Prove You're Human" is considered discriminatory.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

All mail received in video games is, by right, e-mail.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

Since many people touch the outside of the plane as they enter, the area to the right of the entry door is probably the only part of the plane's outside that has lots of germs.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

The 3 Musketeers are famous for their swordsmanship, not their musketry skills.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

The only place you really see big number names like quadrillion, decillion, etc. used is incremental games.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

The biggest dog in the world could eat the smallest dog in the world in one bite.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

The 3 Musketeers are famous for their swordsmanship, not their musketry skills.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

The habit we've developed of impulsively adding "slop" after any reference to "AI" is exactly how AI slop works.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

Since sauropods were often the tallest objects in a given area, they probably got struck by lightning often.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

The reason why “media literacy is dead” is because while watching something, many often take some time to think about or process a scene while it’s happening while ignoring the media still playing.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

If people brushed their teeth every day the same way they do on the morning of a dentists appt they probably wouldn’t need to go to the dentist.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

People do not get bored anymore, they get interrupted.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

Because access to sports is uneven and the global talent pool is only partially sampled, the true genetically optimal athlete for any given sport is likely never identified and may be doing something entirely unrelated.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

Flags are a form of nation identification.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

It’s so dumb that if you bite your lip while chewing, it will swell, so it is now much more likely you’ll bite it again.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

With the rise of Al, the name AIbert is probably going to dip in popularity.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

We don't have flying cars because something round that was invented thousands of years ago is better.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

A lot of movie villains who become giant at the end would’ve probably won if they wore goggles.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

The power of invisibility would make you blind when active, because light would just pass straight through your eyes.

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[Average Joe @Showerthinking5]

If someone visited Clark Kent's apartment and found Superman paraphernalia, that would probably actually work with the Clark Kent cover story and make it more believable that he was just a nerd.

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