Cage Roby Parody Account

Official parody account for everyone's favorite former Fremont Ohio police officer, Cage Roby

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NOT PARODY: Former Fremont Ohio police officer Cage Michael Roby sentenced to 4 years in prison for sex crimes involving a minor. #JusticeServed #PedoCop #PrisonBitch #PDiddy

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Why do they keep calling my ex-girlfriend a "victim"? What we had was special! #LoveKnowsNoAge #LoveIsBeautiful #Relationships #FreeCageRoby

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How can I show genuine remorse when I didn't do nuthin? #persecuted #innocent #FreeCageRoby #IDontWantToGoToPrison

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

Hey Alexa, how do I appeal my own guilty plea?

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

Wait, you mean pleading guilty to felonies means I'm a felon now? I was gonna make a comeback as a police officer, but now I can't! 🤬🤬🤬

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

Should I go on the run before my sentencing?

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

My lawyers had me plead guilty to all these sex crimes against a minor and now I gotta register as a sex offender for 25 years?!?! WTF not fair

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

Oops someone wasn't happy

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

@RobyGoBlue Your conduct as a police officer makes me legit angry, it's horrendous

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Cage Roby vs The World. It'll take a lot more than 12 felonies to get me down 😎

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

I didn't do nuthin! #TheyOutToGetMe

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

This judge is discriminating against me for being a Michigan fan

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Peaked in high school so hard that my taste in girls never changed

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

I miss being a cop, I was really pulling the ladies #ifyouknowyouknow

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

Is there FanDuel in prison? #justasking

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If you are charged with four 2nd degree felonies do they add up to one 8th degree felony? This shit is confusing

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

Hey Siri, how serious is it to be indicted for 12 felonies?

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

Anyone know of a good job that won't do a background check? Criminal defense attorneys are so expensive

[Cage Roby Parody Account @ShowtimeRoby]

Don't you hate it when people in positions of authority abuse their power to take advantage of children? Oh shit wrong account, my bad

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These girls on Tinder are too damn old