Steve: Hey, you having fun back there?
Tony: Mhm. Ever seen yourself from behind, Dorito?
Steve: What's that supposed to mean?
Tony: It means before we reach your family, I’m gonna have to detain you at a gas station.
Steve: A restroom break?
Tony: Oh, it's absolutely a necessity
Steve: Mr. Stark, you said my weight might be a problem for the horses... Do you think I'm really heavy?
Tony: Oh Steve, my scale is a bit further down... Do you want to sit on it?
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@RobinaTrede Steve: (closes his eyes, feeling his willpower completely melt away) You are an absolute nightmare, Stark.
Tony: (kneading Steve’s hips while unzipping his pants with one hand) And you love every second of it, Rogers.
@RobinaTrede S: (trying to pull back, breathless) seriously. They're waiting for the mission report, everyone is looking for us upstairs.
T: I don't care. I can write that report tomorrow. But having you in this uniform, right here. Just five more minutes, Cap. Don't make me repeat myself.
Steve: Alright boys, I'm coming. Just gotta grab the halter rope from Mr. Stark first.
Tony: Are you kidding me?! Why is he always shirtless... Does he want me to lose my mind? 💢
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Steve: Nick... I hope he doesn't just barge in, Tony.
Tony: If he does, I'll tell him you're a damn good soldier who follows my rules word for word.
Steve: What?! Don't be ridiculous.
Tony: Are you blushing? God... Captain, I adore you.
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@SupercapFF Tony thinks they're being spied on at home, so the office is his new playground. From now on, Nick Fury will just have to deal with it, because the sound of slapping is echoing all over the office. 😂🫢
Steve: Not here, Tony. Nick Fury is in the next room, waiting for the meeting to start.
Tony: Then we’d better be quiet, shouldn't we?
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