God damn it listen if i support your small Instagram business by buying a shirt for WAY too much and you send me a shitty screen print on a fucking GILDAN I will rip out your eyes and your balls and put your eyes in your ballsack and put your balls in your fucking eyeholes
My favorite Barry Bonds stat.
From 2001-2004
39.5% of all Barry Bonds at bats ended in a walk or home run. In that time span he also reached base in 94% of his games played.
Imagine not voting for the best baseball player of all time to be voted into the baseball Hall of Fame
cannot wait to have a little fourth grade child and show them Napoleon Dynamite be like "this came out when i was your age and it was my favorite movie in the world" and for them to be like this is the worst piece of shit in the world dad i hate you