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can count by 2’s really fast

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@playboacarti ‘s Annual bday thread

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Hbd to my partner in crime😩😣😍😬😏💕❤️🔫🤝😝 @alijahwin scroll down for some wild shit

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Sorry it took 2 years but proud to announce your 2021 Super Bowl halftime show:

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https://t.co/jRLR0x7hPv

1 like = 1 vote for @KEITHMIII as next year’s halftime show

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#NewProfilePic

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Seriously I tweeted this before it started

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That debate sounded like 2 old guys in a nursing home fighting over the last piece of pie at lunch

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Wtf😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will be strongly demanding a Drug Test of Sleepy Joe Biden prior to, or after, the Debate on Tuesday night. Naturally, I will agree to take one also. His Debate performances have been record setting UNEVEN, to put it mildly. Only drugs could have caused this discrepancy???

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And it hasn’t even started

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That debate sounded like 2 old guys in a nursing home fighting over the last piece of pie at lunch

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Appreciation*

Fish pics also show poor grammar skills

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Girls h8 on dudes fish pics way too much.

What girls think:
- why would I care about your fish?

Reality:
- the fish doesn’t matter
- shows appreciate of nature
- probs look like a beast in that pic
- only photo of self on phone

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

say Cactus Jack sent you

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@paigewojtysiak Truth

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God is a golden retriever

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

suddenly u hear a phone ring in the distance. "one moment" god sighs. u hear satan's voice yelling over the phone. "stop sending all these fuckin losers down here man they suck so damn bad"

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

u arrive at the gates of heaven at the same time as ben shapiro. "only one of u belongs" god pulls up ur stats. "# of times u said the word p*ssy" flashes across the screen. ben smiles when his says "zero". god sends him hurtling to hell. no fuckin loser nerds allowed in heaven

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@instagram fix your god damn algorithm

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Well if this ain’t the most messed up shit I’ve ever seen

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

What you doing if you get tricked into making out with your mom in front of the whole school?!? https://t.co/5Gi5cbuLF3

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One of the best feelings in life is looking around the camp fire and being happy with who’s sitting around it