I will be strongly demanding a Drug Test of Sleepy Joe Biden prior to, or after, the Debate on Tuesday night. Naturally, I will agree to take one also. His Debate performances have been record setting UNEVEN, to put it mildly. Only drugs could have caused this discrepancy???
Girls h8 on dudes fish pics way too much.
What girls think:
- why would I care about your fish?
Reality:
- the fish doesn’t matter
- shows appreciate of nature
- probs look like a beast in that pic
- only photo of self on phone
suddenly u hear a phone ring in the distance. "one moment" god sighs. u hear satan's voice yelling over the phone. "stop sending all these fuckin losers down here man they suck so damn bad"
u arrive at the gates of heaven at the same time as ben shapiro. "only one of u belongs" god pulls up ur stats. "# of times u said the word p*ssy" flashes across the screen. ben smiles when his says "zero". god sends him hurtling to hell. no fuckin loser nerds allowed in heaven