Fabulous Matt

|I'm Matt, not Kylo.| I'm a Radar technician | I heard Kylo had an eight pack | Crazy muffin lady scares me | Married to @paigeah123 |

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister *puts his hands up* I promise I'll be good to her.

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister *Nods listening to her* Of course. She's my princess, I'll make sure to treat her like one.

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister *sighs and sits down next to her* Alright, go ahead and lecture me.

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister *smiles* And what is it you wish to give me?

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

First of all -my name is Matt, although I'm honored to be mistaken for Kylo.
And my hair is neither stupid or a wig.

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

Kylo Ren has an 8 pack...

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@SkyrunningJedi Sure!

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

KYLO REN IS THE BEST LEADER IN THE GALAXY, AND I BET HE WOULD EVEN HAVE MUSIC AT HIS SPEECHES!!!

THE COOL MUSIC TOO!!!

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@kyloren_______ @finn_boyega @paigeah123 *is standing on the sidelines, trying not to laugh*

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister @paigeah123 Jaina, we can be happy without you being forgotten. We can live in a world of "and" instead of "one or the other".

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister @paigeah123 *gently hugs back* No it's fine, I understand. You felt like you were losing a friend. That must suck.

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister @paigeah123 + get in the way of that.

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister @paigeah123 + to go hang out with you, she can go hang out with you. You both can still have fun, and I'll make sure not to +

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister @paigeah123 *He sighs and shakes his head* You and Rey are good friends, correct? Well, I don't control Rey, so if she wants +

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@kyloren_______ @paigeah123 *Raises and eyebrow and smiles* Really? Thank you, Kylo!

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister @paigeah123 *Pretends he's been shot through the heart* You wound me with your cruel words!

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister @paigeah123 *His eyes soften and he looks surprised* What do you mean I'm taking Rey away from you?

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@kyloren_______ *Stands there confused for a second before shaking his head and smiling*

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister @paigeah123 Why do you dislike me?

[Fabulous Matt @Shredded_Matt]

@StrickSister @paigeah123 *steps back a bit* Well, I'm sorry for being born. Nothing I can really do about that.