Lettuce

You can put me in your tacos or just eat me plain. #lettuce

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

It has never been a better time to be a lettuce on Twitter but I am just so uneducated on British politics I don’t even know how to join the discourse.
I still may be more aware than the lettuce’s competition was, but not enough to tweet.

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

Incredible win for lettuce

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

What a great day to be a lettuce

[Miles 🐺 @blacksmoke1033]

THE LETTUCE JUST WON

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

I mean I’ve already been around longer but, okay, we can compete

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

#perpetual

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

I also went to Fine Line One Night Only at the Forum for $25.

These tickets, for 1 of *15* nights at the Forum, cost quite literally over 100x more than that.

I know inflation is bad but… not that bad.

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

When I was 13 I spent my entire savings ($160) on a ticket to my first concert, floor tickets to 1D at the O2.

Now I’m 23 and tickets to @Harry_Styles #HarrysHouse were going for $2400 - that’s 2.5 months of rent in LA.

I can’t *actually* live off of shredded lettuce Harry.

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

Actually how could I forget! I saw some for $2605… with fees that actually IS three months of rent!

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

@george_ezra #GoldRushKid

I am not romaine-ing calm during Gold Rush Week. Can’t be-leaf the album is coming out so soon.

But my only question… why didn’t you call the song Green Green Lettuce?
We all know it’s about me you coulda just used my name.

Stay crispy!

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

I have a new favorite animal and it’s the dugong?!?

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

cannot get enough lettuce hat content rn…

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

i’m OBSESSED

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

okay wait I thought searching “lettuce hat” would just give be pictures of guinea pigs with lettuce on their heads… but this hat is lowkey pretty stylin’

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

the met gala is in just a few weeks… hope to see you there

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

thanks, I love my haters 😘

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

Not all Lettuce has a Tony, but all Lettuce WANTS a Tony

[BuzzFeed Video @BuzzFeedVideo]

BRB, buying lettuce so I can find my own Tony. https://t.co/CpywVnnBfs

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

we love to see it
https://t.co/El38PDro2D

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

🤪😏

[Kierkegaard Minus Context @KierkMinContext]

I like to eat lettuce

[Lettuce @Shredsoflettuce]

highest form of art

[Fiona Scott-Norman @FScottNorman]

I’ve entered the ‘recreating Magritte paintings with lettuce’ stage of lockdown.