Shrek For President

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

THANK YOU for electing me to be the President of Far Far Away! It's an honor and I will not let you down!

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

The results are in! #ShrekDonkey2016

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

I know we're all anxiously awaiting tomorrow--the day Prince Charming announces that the election was rigged.

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

Look, you're all important! You don't need to go pretending you're a swing state.

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

A poll is just a couple of numbers that say I'm winning. You still have to go vote!

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

I'm running for president and spreading the word about democracy! Check out my playlist on the @YouTube Kids app: https://t.co/EfdFr0p42p

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

Please don't flip a coin to decide, people! This is too important!

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

One more week to go! If you're tired of all charm and no change, follow @Shrek4Pres on twitter and Facebook to vote for #ShrekDonkey2016!

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[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

I promise to be more enthusiastic as your president than I am about this costume. #Halloween

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

Scary costume, right? But not as scary as @charming4pres going as president of Far Far Away! -Donkey

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

May it be just as successful as your campaign has been.

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

Thanks! But I still can't put a ghost in my cabinet.

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

Walking by them and hearing them say 'hi' to you doesn't count as an endorsement!

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

Yeah they have some weird 'facts only' policy.

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

Bigly
(adj.) The only size a waffle should be. -Donkey

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

Preparing for tonight's #debate:

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

#DrainTheSwamp? But you're running for president of FAR FAR AWAY

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

Only 3 weeks left until the election is over. Follow me here and on Facebook for change you can smell!

[Shrek For President @Shrek4Pres]

No, you're just going to fight working people.