David~♡

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[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

There is a place I want to go back to.
But I'll just fight,
have fun,
and d-e, though.
|#FGORP / Quote Bot David
||NC17 Content!!!!!
>Explicit Content goes in DM.
|||Funnyman & Serious encouraged.

|Chaotic Bisexual
||Polyamorous

Official Art Only!

#milkprayer

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

@nyoihooju Tehehehehe

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

What,d you do

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

I'm flirting with you, I don't really want to fight,, I bruise easily

[Pit Steelland @Earthshxper]

"Oh, ya want me to attack ya? Wait, are ya flirting with me suddenly David???"

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

Oh, no,,

Maybe? If you wanted to

But, no, the other thing

[Pit Steelland @Earthshxper]

"... T-To have a woman attack me while I'm vulnerable???"

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

It,s not too late for you, you know

[Pit Steelland @Earthshxper]

"... Shame."

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

Nno:((

[Pit Steelland @Earthshxper]

"Did any woman take advantage of ya?"

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

Wow,

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

Great, I'll go put on the outfit

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

Can I be Medusa?

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

No they,re two different guys

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

Hhey watch This
https://t.co/xKJripO6hj

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

//blackmail @padreempio

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

Several of these words are Not in the bible,

[Father Kotomine @padreempio]

Ronald Mcdonald's seraglio of male concubines who spend all day growing their nates on silk pillows because all they do is eat burgers and lie.

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

@lamentingprose Also, they made it pretty small, don't you think,, I promise you mine is more impressi-

Oh,, that isn't a bad idea, either

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

Please even just One

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

@lamentingprose Are you experienced with that?

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

@lamentingprose Well, I don,t actually mind that part, but,,,

,,,well, it's not very accurate,, I'm circumcised, for one

[David~♡ @ShrekArcher]

@lamentingprose Stop, you'll make me blush,,

...maybe I should have used the statue, though,, it is rather flattering,,

Except the,, well, the,,,

,,that part