Shreyas Phansalkar

Just another Harvard douche 🧑🏻‍💻

[Romzy @RomzyUnited]

🚨🔴⚫🗣️🎙️ Sami Nasir:

“I almost joined manutd after I made up my mind to leave Arsenal, I had agreed personal terms to join Manchester United with Sir Alex and Gill before I eventually went to Manchester City. City offered more £Million than Manutd

"Even though I went on to win the league title with Manchester City, but looking back, my biggest mistake was not signing for Manchester United and I do regret it ”

[Shreyas Phansalkar @Shrep_Official]

@CleanSheetClub @grok Can you confirm this bs ?

[Shreyas Phansalkar @Shrep_Official]

@ESPNFC downfall ka bhi downfall chalra hai

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Bruno Fernandes agent on his talks with Manchester United:

🗣️ United: “Has Bruno told you he wants to leave?”

🗣️ Agent: “No. He wants to see ambition.”

🗣️ United: “We’re making 2 more top signings before the window closes.”

🗣️ Agent: “Perfect. Make sure you do.”

🗣️ United: “And if we don’t?”

🗣️ Agent: “Then our next meeting will be much shorter. You’ll just tell me Bruno’s price.”

[Shreyas Phansalkar @Shrep_Official]

@NoodleHairCR7 I guess no one HAS to be nice to him anymore and its showing 😂🤣

[Shreyas Phansalkar @Shrep_Official]

@swatic12 How stupid do you have to be to come off as an antinational when your political career is almost dead and awaiting cremation. Oh wait, i guess they bury italian bar dancers but yeah.

[Ajay Jadeja @AjayJadeja171]

🚨ODI TRI-SERIES IS BACK🚨

ECB CEO confirms triangular series are scheduled for the next 12-18 months 👏🏻

The teams playing in the ODI Tri-series in England will be India, Australia and England and this series will be held before the World Cup 2027🔥

[utdreport @utdreport]

Matheus Cunha’s celebration in FC 27 🇧🇷🥶

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🤯 It's actually mad that Manchester United signed a 35-year old goalkeeper who then went on to play 266 times for the club.

His last game for United was against Barcelona in the 2011 Champions League final.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

India is such a huge market for Meta that leave aside an apology, if Modi govt had demanded, Zuckerberg had personally gone to Jharkhand to protest 🤣

[Shreyas Phansalkar @Shrep_Official]

@CourageousRo iske liye koi 10rs na de aur ye rate lagaya 300 bolke rori thi. Bhai jisne 300 rate lagaya uska mansik santulan bigda hai.

[Courageous @CourageousRo]

Meet shradha singh

-Attended CJP protest
-Made 100+ Reels
-Gain 300k Followers
-Mocked RAF and show them as toilet cleaner
-Became the queen of BBC News
-Gave an Interview
-Cried so people show some sympathy

After doing all these dramas, the same girl on Instagram :

[maithun @Being_Humor]

He is Abhijeet Dipke.

He made fun of PM Modi’s pronunciation of “friends.”

Meanwhile, he himself can’t even pronounce simple words correctly, such as “scholarship,” “letter,” “loan,” and “education.”

He’s been living in the US for the past few years. How is he surviving there with this English? 😭👇🏻

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

Good script bro @BBCWorld @BBCIndia @BBCHindi!
Overacting ruined it to a certain extent!

[Shreyas Phansalkar @Shrep_Official]

@worshipVK Sympathy tactics wont work

[Shreyas Phansalkar @Shrep_Official]

@MihirkJha As per Saurav Dass, just a bit of harmless fun and jokes. Reap what you sow.

[Ninda Turtle @NindaTurtles]

CJP leaders spent days mocking PM Modi’s Indian accent and the way he says “Friends.”

Today Arnab returned the favour with interest 😂🔥🔥

[Shreyas Phansalkar @Shrep_Official]

@rishibagree Hes right 🤣🫡

[Shreyas Phansalkar @Shrep_Official]

@GabbbarSingh is it now the publics fault that she disrespected the army and never knew politics. Did the sentence make sense ? no right. Political views and respecting the army are different and she fucked up and found out. No sympathy for such rats.

[Shreyas Phansalkar @Shrep_Official]

@JaipurDialogues Haa to Dipke ma***c**d!! Dipke ke mkc 🤣🫡