Shreve

Everyone was getting laid, but no one was getting lucky

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

@WorldWideWob Off topic, but I had a thought:

Just throwing ideas at the wall, but maybe teams that are below the 30% win percentage threshold starting February 1st should be forced to give away 75% of tickets to home games. In March, the threshold becomes 35%, April is 40%.

[John Franklin-Myers @J_FranklinMyers]

Sorry I’m terrible at technology! Repost my other post please or just Repost this😏
#ProBowlVote @J_FranklinMyers

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

@3rdDegreeNet Really feels like this game closed the lid on the season. I really liked this squad 6 months ago. Unlucky with injuries? Bad roster construction? Formation issues? Poor individual performances stacking up? Little bit of everything? I don't know. It's been a weird year.

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

Ah yes the classic 3-1-2-3-1.
I also majored in soccer at Sports University

[FC Dallas @FCDallas]

Our XI.

Tune in with #MLSSeasonPass on @AppleTV: https://t.co/HPdzBJ3sor

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

Going to quote this to remind myself what pain feels like in case I go completely numb in the future.

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

https://t.co/o9QpMbNOwt

One thing I love about Owen is the thematic focus of each record and each song grows and evolves alongside me (and Mike). Which is good because I just can't relate to songs about how breaking up with your girlfriend is the end of the world anymore.

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

-Who's playing LWB/RWB and how well they do is going to define our season
-Junqua at LCB works just fine for me
(Probably too much too early but...)
-This team with a healthy Velasco/ Jesus/Pax in for Paul/Bernie/Liam could be the best we've ever had. Oh and then there's Musa

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

Notes:
-Passing is already 5x better than last year
-Farrington was more willing and able to threaten from outside the box than anyone FCD had in 3-4 years
-After only 6 months, Illarra is about to crack my top 5 favorite FCD players. He never stops running. A more talented Maxi.

[FC Dallas @FCDallas]

How about that for a season opener?

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

What I don't get about Avatar is, isnt it a show made for babies? So if youre an adult who thinks an adaptation sucks it's probably cause youre not a baby and you need to watch grownup shit like that episode of OZ where the guy who plays Elliot Stabler consensually molests a nun.

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

I think we are past the point where anyone can top this. They produce a slightly different kind of halftime show now.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

The best Super Bowl halftime performance I've ever seen

https://t.co/9GBo7TbaAp

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

Alhamdulillah! Alhamdulillah!

[FC Dallas @FCDallas]

It’s getting scary, but not for us.

[Jeff Stein @jstein_sun]

Pretty amazing chart in The Times today matching what CBO and others have found

— Top 1% owns 31% of US wealth
— Bottom 50% owns 2.5%

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

@willforthrill never in doubt

[willforthrill @willforthrill]

@ShrevepointO They will.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

This is what our tax dollars go to. Monstrous, unthinkable evil. Don't look away. That is an act of vicious cowardice.

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

Never would have guessed that in the wake of the Hamas/Israel conflict, my most controversial opinion is that I think this woman is funny.

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

landing an interview with a white woman and immediately dropping her entire gimmick and just being nice instead is so insane lmao

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

@jacobdoescomedy Still not convinced I can be killed

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

Looking at the Rangers Payroll... seems like there is money ear-marked for a "Jake Odorizzi" that we could give Jordan Montgomery. I assume that is laundered money as I don't believe such a player exists.

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

This is a funny dunk take because it implies that Malcolm Gladwell is a household name who requires no introduction. It's being snobby about being snobby.

[Gavin Purcell @gavinpurcell]

This is incredible.

Michael McDonald and Take Six singing The Beach Boys a capella in a random backstage venue.

https://t.co/PLRSFVm7vm

[Shreve @ShrevepointO]

@3rdDegreeNet Probably Geo Jesus best game as a Toro. Had a handful of dispossessions that looked effortless. He continues to look much more composed on defense at home.