Shreya Mittra

I sleep, therefore I am.

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

But does arranging for activated almond leave you time to have sex? 🥲

[Jeremy Dicker 🌏 @Dicker_JJ]

how long after sex is it ok to resume advancing the national interest

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

Now I am convinced we’re getting a Krishna Cottage part deux directed by Vivek Agnihotri or Aditya Dhar. Cannot wait for it.

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

@thedelhiwalla For so many of us, reading this book in college would have turned us into better human beings.

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

Is this for real?

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

NALSAR graduates and other lawyers. Whats your opinion of this deleted tweet?

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

The fast-track panel should include @bhumipednekar. She has the right ideas and motivation. I urge the government to kindly implement her ideas. Not only will the youth have a better education system but they will also benefit from her moral science classes.

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

Che confusione!

[Cāmuk @Albert_Camuk]

Bhakt poori zindagi Sonia Gandhi ko Italian bolte rahe, aur phir Meloni ko apni mummy bana liya.

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

At this rate, all social media platforms will have to be banned in the land of data centres. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

Arrival or Departure terminals alag hote hai, aunty!

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

India needs a strong Government. Modi does not matter. I can go back & open a tea stall. But, the nation can't suffer anymore.

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

#NewProfilePic

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

But madam, what about the 2014 hok kolorob protests in JU when police lathi-charged students within the campus during TMC rule? 🥲

[Sagarika Ghose @sagarikaghose]

How dare the @narendramodi government unleash lethal force on students. Why is the failed Modi regime so scared of the youth?

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

My sympathies for your obdurate pride, Argentina fans!

La Furia Roja 🇪🇸

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

Spain is the Faijal Khan of this World Cup… sabka badla le liya! 🇪🇸

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

Where is Lamine Yamal’s brother?

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

2 stars for Spain!!! 🇪🇸

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

15 minutes to go. Hold on to your horses!

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

The “champions” wouldn’t be here without all the help from FIFA, tbh.

[Happymon Jacob @HappymonJacob]

The champions are struggling…

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

Word.

[Soutik Biswas @soutikBBC]

If this goes to penalties and Emiliano Martínez wins it for Argentina, it will be one of football’s cruellest outcomes. Spain have dominated in a one-sided game. #ArgentinaVsEspaña

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

Even the FIFA board is unsure.

[Rana Ayyub @RanaAyyub]

What on earth is the foul here

[Shreya Mittra @Shreya01M]

Please tell me too. I am very sleepy and I have work tomorrow.

[Boludos con Amarok @BoludoscnAmarok]

ALGUIEN EN AUSTRALIA QUE DIGA YA QUIÉN GANÓ NO AGUANTO TANTA ESPERA