Shrimp Pimps Softball

Third year 1175 slowpitch crew | Catch us on Thursday and Sunday nights at the diamond #BoycottSandlots #ShrimpinAintEasy

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By popular request, the Shrimp Pimps 2022 Summer Roster:
Andrew Hrncar
Ben Lefebve
Tyler Horton
Bryce Kerkman
Cooper Griffiths
Zach Meyers
Kyle Mitchell
Dylan Anderson
Myles Kazumura
Chris Brenner
Logan Pye
Reserves:
Joey Michelau (Injured)
Bodie Stickels
Ryan Ultsch (Quit)

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@BallsDeep_SBall Hey

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@PeteHaubrich It’s a sad day, it’s a bad day!

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“We had aspirations of becoming something bigger than a local team and unfortunately that never came to fruition. Some say it was the 30-40 year old men at 1175 we would play every game that would harass us for not being experienced but some say we simply are ready to move on”

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“But don’t let this shy away from the many years of success that have happened. We went to war every game, been called many names such as baseball rejects and never let that bother us. I pride myself as a man of faith to say that we are a classy organization and always were”

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Recap of last night:
The boys hit well and played one of our best offense games of the year
Our pitcher, @AHrncar34, was hit once and almost hit four other times on the mound by guys claiming to be “travel players”
In what could’ve been our last Thursday game, we FOUGHT!

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It is GAMEDAY‼️ Pop out tonight at 1175 for what could be one of the last games ever played by the Shrimp Pimps… Rumors have also been going around about a possible management shakeup. BE THERE!

Vs. BDH
⏰ 8:00 PM
📍 1175 Sports Bar

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MAIN EVENT GAMEDAY!! 9 PM @ 1175!!!!! ITS GONNA BE INSANE!!!!

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‼️GAMEDAY‼️
The boys are back on the diamond after tough exit at the Bristol Progress Days tourney. We will be heavily understaffed and likely to be killed by 50 runs tonight but we are just looking to have fun #ShrimpinAintEasy

Vs. Cartel
⏰ 7:00 PM
📍 1175 Sports Park

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Earls Club Update:
The boys fought hard this weekend losing to Willkomm Mobil and Jeddys by one run… WE WILL BE BACK!

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‼️EARLS CLUB GAMEDAY‼️
The Shrimp Pimps have converted into Earls Club for the weekend for the Bristol Progress Days Fastpitch tourney… the guys are taking on Willkomm Mobil tonight in the first round! DO NOT LET US GET HOT!

Vs. Willkomm Mobil
⏰ 6:30 PM
📍 Hansen Park

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The Shrimp Pimps have turned into Earl’s Club for the weekend as we are playing in the Bristol Progress Days fastpitch tournament starting at 6:30 Friday night vs Willkomm Mobil… the real question, will @PeteHaubrich and @JohnGendron2 be there? #PACKHANSENPARK

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The Shrimp Pimps played some competitive softball today while making enemies with mostly every team we played… On to the next one #ShrimpinAintEasy

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Tough fight last night in our close loss to the Monstars…
It’s TOURNEY TIME TOMORROW!! Pop out to 1175 for 4 games on Saturday starting at 10 #TourneyPimps

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MAIN EVENT GAME DAY!!!! 9 PM

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After tonight’s big win, the 1175 owner came up to us personally and has offered to SPONSOR us for this upcoming weekend’s tournament. Catch the Pimps on the diamond this weekend ‼️

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GAME DAY 5 PM VS GLORY DAYS BE THERE‼️‼️‼️‼️

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Questions also lingering about picking up Ryan Ultsch’s contract after his multi hit performance today even though he is still a free agent #ShrimpinAintEasy

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The Shrimp Pimps continue to be cursed on Thursday as we ran Angel Hernandez as our umpire… very big blown calls that led to our 1 run loss. Shoutout to the boys on a hell of a hitting performance and a show on the bump again for Dylan Anderson…