Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐

Sir Tedrick Skrimpington, at ur service. FBI’s Most Wanted List (#2), serial and anti-establishment arsonist, ruthless business owner, sausage water breed cat.

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

No talk me. I’m bankied up

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

Everywhere is soft when you are your own pillow

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

TUBE TUBESDAY

[clementine & basil @clam_time]

it's tunnel tuesday everybody get hyped !

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

This is T3-DDY reporting, ready for takeoff. Do we have clearance to hit Runway 2?

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

Oh yeah it’s me Big Guy on Campus™

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

Eugh… can’t… reach…

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

@bennywormcat Have you tried biting her nose?

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

Can’t you see I’m trying to relax. Go away.

[cats with powerful aura @PowerfulAuraX]

Shrimps

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

@MolieCannoli No fuck you

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

@chedstack She’s WHAT

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

Sleeping like a dead cockroach today just to feel something different

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

@littleguybeemo @TheCatSenate IM NOT A CANNONBALL

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

Eat ur oranges

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

@smol_patrick Okayyyy twinnnnn

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

Doesn’t even know there’s a spring on his belly. Idiot

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

about time I had an upgrade

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Final.

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

Looking over my subjects… what a kingdom I have built

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

moving on planes you can’t even comprehend. this week I’m on the mf x axis

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

@Pennycat333 UM UM UM
JUMP

[Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐 @ShrimpTeddy]

yeah sorry pal but I’m afraid this is my bed now. jog on