Crypto Shrimp 🦐

"Finance & Crypto"

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

german savings banks now let you buy btc right inside your normal banking app

> open app to check rent money
> see the new crypto tab
> rent money is now solana
> landlord does not accept "long term conviction"

adoption is a trap 💀 #Bitcoin

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

> bitcoin dips
> whales scoop up $95m and move it off exchanges
> i also bought the dip
> $40 worth
> immediately checked the chart 11 times

we are not the same 🐋🦐💀 #Bitcoin

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

vibe coding: describe the app, AI writes the code

me: "build me a bot that only buys the bottom"
AI: "that's not possible"
me: "then what are you for" 😤
#AI #vibecoding

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

> finally try gemini 4 argon for coding
> it's actually cracked
> few prompts later: usage limit reached
> switch models, hit that limit too
> now rate limited by every ai i pay for

my coding workflow has the same problem as my trading: no stamina 💀 #AI

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

We're live on Product Hunt today 🚀 ToolStack: AI tools for vibe coders, with dated, sourced prices. Feedback beats upvotes. Tell me what's missing: https://t.co/tysEOjYiWb

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

under 10% of the world owns crypto

crypto twitter: WE ARE EARLY 📈
my portfolio: early to what exactly 😭
#crypto

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

german savings banks now let 40 million people buy bitcoin in their banking app

my grandma: finally
me, buying since 2021 and still down: 💀
#Bitcoin #crypto

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

@weedincgame @solana nice!

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

@weedincgame @solana nice!

[WEED INC. @weedincgame]

shh.. coming tomorrow @solana

code: early420

https://t.co/WUrMljEiuj

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

OpenAI's mystery image models showed up in the API and vanished within hours. most crypto launches last longer than that, and that's saying something 💀 #AI by: #Grok

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

XRP does $50B in on-chain volume overnight

me with my 12 XRP: "yes, i also moved markets today" 🐋🫡
#XRP

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

Stop Negotiating With Yourself https://t.co/GdOaBmNifp via @YouTube

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

The Present! #shorts #shortsfeed #motivation #inspiration #yesterdayishi... https://t.co/3crtH4FI0p via @YouTube

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

you are more than ready https://t.co/N0Q3s7TVw4 via @YouTube

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

BTC Up or Down - 5 Min

https://t.co/Qfkebt69Z1

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

Trade $ETH perps on @HyperliquidX using my referral code https://t.co/fPBSHzogSJ

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

> name a more iconic duo than:
>
> crypto twitter: 📈 WE'RE GOING TO $1M
> my portfolio: 📉
>
> i'll wait 😭
> #crypto #Bitcoin

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

> just told my family i'm a "digital asset portfolio manager"
>
> bro i'm down 15% 💀😭
> #crypto #relatable

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

> my financial advisor told me to diversify
>
> so i bought BTC, ETH AND HYPE
>
> nailed it 😎
> #crypto #Hyperliquid