pseudo-engineer

Nahi Hai Kuchch Jaan'ne Jaisa.

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

*Why People Love Dogs*

They are loyal, lovable, best companion and it will never hurt them.

*Why I Love Dogs*

Kyu ki unhe pata hota hai ki unhe kab aur kese road cross karna hai,

Na ki gadho, gaay jese, ki yaha se kudenge aur road ke beech mai hi bethenge jab tak mann karega.

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

This is quite interesting, let's see what happens.

Nailbiting Mode On 😂

#INDvsPAK

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

Let's see
#INDvPAK

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

@nothingindia @grok Any latest model of yours is okay for me.

@grok make sure i win it

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

Dhoni robbed the hardwork of Ayush, Jadeja and Dube. when he needs to come down he comes up and ruins the game. Sheer disappointment.

#RCBvsCSK

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

Corporate has taught me one big thing: you can jam-pack a room with all the highly skilled people you want, but they'll still forget how to FLUSH the damn toilet.

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

First ChatGPT, now Grok/DeepSeek can write my emails or whatever I ask for.

AI can make presentations now.

You can get home deliveres in 5-10 mins.

But no one can explain why some of my friends have still not chukaaowed my money which they still owe to me since ages. 🙂

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

Finally, winter has come to Ahmedabad. If not white walkers, at least johnny Walker should come out to play.

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

during Navratri, ahmedabad becomes home to heavy traffic. simultaneously, log garba khelne jaa rahe hain, log garba bhi kar rahe hain, aur toh aur cafe mein jaao toh wahan bhi log baithe huye hain.

idk, but this is the time we should NOT think about the population. cheers 🥂

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

sleepless nights of completing assignments, showing up for the lectures just to mark the attendance, and mastering the art of doing everything but actual engineering.

#HappyEngineersDay

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

happy hindi diwas to everyone except those who address themselves or others as "mereko, tereko", please don't dare to say "ki tumko hindi aati hain."

#HindiDiwas

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

This morning, there was a power cut in our society due to rain. i forgot to charge my phone last night, so it eventually switched off. with nothing else to do, i decided to have a conversation with my family. achche log hain yaar woh kaafi !

P.S.> my lower back needs rest. 😖🤕

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

More than half of the year has passed, i don't want anything except a good quality lower back. sone pe suhaga will be 8 ghante ki neend.

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

baarish mein bheegna aur baarish mein nahana are both different situations.

Aur main hamesha baarish mein bheegta hi hoon.

And yes, ahmedabad has an excellent drainage system.

P.S.>> this pain is much less as compared to that of my lower back pain.

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

I can't believe it. tezz baarish shaam se, and still, people are coming out of their houses to discuss some non sensical things about their roz marra ki jindagi while their chhatris are open. Not even bothered to come under shade.

P.S. >> don't forget to talofy pakoras

#Rains

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Go to any part of Sindhubhavan Road in Ahmedabad, and you'll always see people selling cheesecake from the trunks of their cars.

They're so passionate about it, you'd think they are selling the secret recipe to happiness.

Kuch bhi mat becho yaar! And cheesecakes toh bilkul nai.

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

Everyone on Instagram is teaching Vicky kaushal's "Tauba Tauba" step.

Every time I watch it I feel, bhaisahaab tauba tauba 🤦

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

This summer is giving scorching competition compared to the last of all the summers.

Even in the morning it feels like, I am stranded with a cactus in the middle of the desert.

Open the tap and all you get is hot lava flowing out. Bathing has become a challenge now.

#Morning

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RCB behaving as if they have won the trophy.

Full time losers 🤧 😂

#RCBvsCSK

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

Deep down, i win every argument in my mind, as if i'm the protagonist of that particular topic, and to be dead honest, pata nahin real time arguments mein muhh se kuch nikal hi nahin paata !!

[pseudo-engineer @ShrinathGarje7]

What I can say about this dingy weather which is ruining mangoes and the sewage/drainage system of the city is not less than pathetic.

Argh 😤😫

#Ahmedabad