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So low-key that you probably missed it.

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Me, every time I say I’m going to behave. RT @NFL: OK for real this time.

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Crawford made that looks hella easy 😳

Bro might be Superman

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@thejournalista She's gonna make me pull the archives. There was definitely video from that day of us hula-hooping in the toy aisle, and another pic of her lounging in the recliner they had on display whilst giving me the finger. What a time! #ShoppingWhileIntoxicated 😩

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@thejournalista Re: Today's edition of @thejournalista's newsletter and "purple SRA cards." Almost spit out my latte. 🤣 #IYKYK. If you aren't already subscribing, you need to! That's all.

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@thejournalista @GeeHizall @Str8UpOvhill PSSSSTTTT! (Or whatever the can opening sound was for ol' boy's tight ass shorts) 🌚

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@thejournalista 🚶🏽‍♀️

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@thejournalista Lawd. I do my bi-annual login and this is at the top of my feed.

Also, #breaking: Water is wet!

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@thejournalista @pennystackhouse @calinative @OG_PrivateJoy @MoeTheBaker 🤗🤗🤗

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@thejournalista @super_genius @calinative @jstanartist_ Opposite AF, thank GOD! Matter of fact, we’re overdue for some dinner, sis....

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@thejournalista Lemme know when I can bless the new oven! 👩🏽‍🍳🤎

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I keep expecting to see Melania glitch like Max Headroom.

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@OG_PrivateJoy @LACMA You know I’m pouring up on the patio with some tunes playing, BUT IT JUST AIN’T THE SAME!

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It’s a gorgeous Friday and work is done...missing Jazz @LACMA soooo badly rn! 😩

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@thejournalista A forever MOOD! 😝

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Happy Birthday @thejournalista! I love yo stankin’ ass!!!!🎉🥰💖💞

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@pennystackhouse Girl...I’m over here triggered like a mf. Like them or not, ain’t shit funny about this. 😔

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@chrissssjohnson @RobHaveMercy Ouch! 😩😩😅

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3:46 am. The fireworks are still going. I hate it here.

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@Ladidahdi *waves back*

I feel so seen! 🤗